# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 128
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2541 "2003-02-27T03:07:12Z")
**W** ant a balloon? Have a balloon. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2542 "2003-02-27T03:09:15Z")
**X** ylophone, I would rather have, than a balloon. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2543 "2003-02-27T03:10:03Z")
**X** ena the Warrior Princess couldn’t post fast enough to squeeze one in right now, **Kat**. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2544 "2003-02-27T03:11:03Z")
**Y** ou should see me laughing right now! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2545 "2003-02-27T03:11:55Z")
**X** ylography is the art of engraving on wood. **Y** es, it will be quite ironic if someone beats me to X. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2546 "2003-02-27T03:14:04Z")
**Z** ipping, I try to type more quickly (and fail). ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2547 "2003-02-27T03:14:41Z")
**Z** oo, I belong in, for my current behaviour. (am I overdoing this?) ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2548 "2003-02-27T03:15:31Z")
**A** ha! I did it! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2549 "2003-02-27T03:15:44Z")
**A** t last. **Kat** beat me. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2550 "2003-02-27T03:17:49Z")
( **B** eat me again) ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2551 "2003-02-27T03:21:38Z")
**C** onsider the lillies. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2552 "2003-02-27T03:24:04Z")
**B** wahahahahahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2553 "2003-02-27T03:25:47Z")
**D** amn the torpedoes! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2554 "2003-02-27T03:25:49Z")
b **A** ckwards are we going, now? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2555 "2003-02-27T03:27:08Z")
**E** ek, things just got messy. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2556 "2003-02-27T03:27:44Z")
**E** ither direction works for me. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2557 "2003-02-27T03:28:52Z")
**F** aulty, this alphabet is. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2558 "2003-02-27T03:28:56Z")
**F** the love of Cecil! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2559 "2003-02-27T03:30:18Z")
**G** o sit in the corner. ---
**Author:** ![daddyslilpossum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@daddyslilpossum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/daddyslilpossum)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/2560 "2003-02-27T03:30:46Z")
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