# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 152
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3021 "2003-03-01T04:09:05Z")
**A** pproaching hell, the alphabet here is. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3022 "2003-03-01T04:09:53Z")
**B** wahahahahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3023 "2003-03-01T04:10:46Z")
**B** ring us the URL sperf ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3024 "2003-03-01T04:11:53Z")
**C** an do! [www.henrylane.com](http://www.henrylane.com) ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3025 "2003-03-01T04:11:54Z")
**C** restfallen and **d** ownhearted you sound, Kat. Want to weep on our shoulders? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3026 "2003-03-01T04:12:22Z")
**C** an I have a cookie? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3027 "2003-03-01T04:13:22Z")
**E** asy on the eye is your website sperf. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3028 "2003-03-01T04:13:57Z")
**E** very cookie is for you, **Kat**. Even the ones I eat. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3029 "2003-03-01T04:14:31Z")
**F** our cookies I will give you **Kat** ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3030 "2003-03-01T04:14:39Z")
**’F** raid I’m out of cookies. How about a Fig newton? Fruit and cake, that is, they claim. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3031 "2003-03-01T04:15:48Z")
**G** ot some biscuits too. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3032 "2003-03-01T04:16:23Z")
**G** osh! Somebody likes my website! **H** a! **I** ’m so happy! **J** ust so you know, I’m going to work on my SO’s band’s website next. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3033 "2003-03-01T04:18:21Z")
**K** inda reminds of the good ol’ days the way this thing is speeding along. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3034 "2003-03-01T04:18:39Z")
**L** et me ask a question: how does the board know who is here? Does it just guess that we’re still around for XXX minutes after we access a page? Or is it something dark and nefarious… ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3035 "2003-03-01T04:20:09Z")
**M** y guess is, its the red gnomes. See, the red gnomes are the bad gnomes and the green gnomes are the good gnomes. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3036 "2003-03-01T04:21:15Z")
**N** o, really? I figured maybe the hamsters whisper with the gerbil in my desktop. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3037 "2003-03-01T04:22:22Z")
**O** h. I guess it could be that, too. **P** ronounced ga-no-mees, btw. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3038 "2003-03-01T04:22:49Z")
**R** odent Power! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3039 "2003-03-01T04:24:04Z")
**S** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3040 "2003-03-01T04:25:44Z")
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