# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 153
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3041 "2003-03-01T04:25:55Z")
**N** , aren’t the blue gnomes the good gnomes? ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3042 "2003-03-01T04:26:21Z")
**T** riple screwup! **S** perfur screwed up the coding, I screwed up the alphabet, Lobsang was cryptically brief. Not a sterling exchange. **Q** ueen. Just to backfill. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3043 "2003-03-01T04:28:29Z")
**U** m - I thought blue gnomes were smurfs. I could be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3044 "2003-03-01T04:28:30Z")
**U** nlike us to miss two letters ( **P** and **Q** ) **V** ast testicles. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3045 "2003-03-01T04:28:42Z")
**U** h…what letter we on now? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3046 "2003-03-01T04:29:44Z")
**W** affing so hard! ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3047 "2003-03-01T04:29:48Z")
**V** iolets are shy **W** isteria stinks **X** cellent reasons **Y** es, let’s have some drinks. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3048 "2003-03-01T04:30:02Z")
**W** eird stuff going on. **X** -files type stuff… ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3049 "2003-03-01T04:32:25Z")
**X** ena warrior princess again. (sigh) need more words beginning with X! ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3050 "2003-03-01T04:34:28Z")
**Z** ippity doo-dah, zippity ‘a’ thread… ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3051 "2003-03-01T04:34:42Z")
**A** t this bar we have some **B** eer, **C** ognac, and **D** ouble malt scotch. Orders? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3052 "2003-03-01T04:35:00Z")
**Y** es, drinks sounds like a good idea! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3053 "2003-03-01T04:36:15Z")
**E** nter the new master! (of being late) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3054 "2003-03-01T04:37:25Z")
**F** our thousand is not far off at this rate! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3055 "2003-03-01T04:39:17Z")
**G** et thee to a nunery! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3056 "2003-03-01T04:41:40Z")
**H** as anyone not seen Shawshank Redemption? ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3057 "2003-03-01T04:42:07Z")
**If** nuns are outlawed, only outlaws can be nuns. Hmm. That actually makes sense. At least, logically… ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3058 "2003-03-01T04:44:16Z")
**J** ust in: Outlaw nuns rob Fort Knox. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3059 "2003-03-01T04:44:27Z")
**J** ust read the last couple of pages. I think _some_ people here need a refresher course on the alphabet. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3060 "2003-03-01T04:44:57Z")
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