# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/301 "2003-01-31T16:46:13Z")
**U** ncommoly interesting double post there **dorkusmalorkusmafia**. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/302 "2003-01-31T16:48:37Z")
**V** ery good for me! I made this thread go to seven pages. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/303 "2003-01-31T16:51:36Z")
**W** hen will this insanity end!!! ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/304 "2003-01-31T17:12:23Z")
**X** ylography, I think, Is the answer to this. Mwahahaha ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/305 "2003-01-31T17:13:55Z")
**Y** et again I feel compelled to post to this inane yet addictive thread. ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/306 "2003-01-31T17:17:53Z")
**Z** ymotic, this thread is. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/307 "2003-01-31T17:31:57Z")
**A** perfect way for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large. - Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/308 "2003-01-31T17:31:58Z")
**A** nd here we go again! ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/309 "2003-01-31T17:33:02Z")
**B** eat you by mere nanoseconds, **swampbear**. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/310 "2003-01-31T17:33:38Z")
**B** low me down! A simulpost! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/311 "2003-01-31T17:35:09Z")
**C** an you believe it! A double simulpost! ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/312 "2003-01-31T17:46:51Z")
**D** oh! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/313 "2003-01-31T17:50:24Z")
**E** verytime I post I can hear **Klaatu** go **AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/314 "2003-01-31T17:58:57Z")
**F** unny. Really Funny. ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/315 "2003-01-31T18:00:16Z")
**G** reat! I think its time to switch to the qwerty order of letters: (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm) ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/316 "2003-01-31T18:28:02Z")
**H** eck no! I have trouble keeping up with the standard alphabet. ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/317 "2003-01-31T18:41:36Z")
**J** ust hope we don’t switch to DVORAK ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/318 "2003-01-31T18:49:39Z")
**I** Think that Biohazard failed learning the alphabet. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/319 "2003-01-31T19:00:32Z")
\*\* J \*\* eez. Threads like this make the baby Jesus cry. ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/320 "2003-01-31T19:11:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dorkusmalorkusmafia \* > \*\ ***I** Think that Biohazard failed learning the alphabet. \*\* **K** inda, but not really, J comes after H in the qwerty scheme. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=17)