# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 167
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3321 "2003-03-02T15:11:33Z")
**I** ’m going to go make breakfast now. Can I get anything for anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3322 "2003-03-02T16:05:15Z")
**J** ust some buttered toast. And bacon. And some pancakes with maple syrup. And orange juice. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3323 "2003-03-02T16:13:17Z")
**K** ingly blessings on this good morning to everyone EXCEPT sperfur, the anchovy loving scum. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3324 "2003-03-02T16:27:50Z")
**M** aple syrup _and_ butter on the pancakes, please. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3325 "2003-03-02T16:29:41Z")
**L** ook, I can’t remember the alphabet this early in the morning, okay? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3326 "2003-03-02T16:58:05Z")
**M** y goodness gracious, y’all have been a busy crew. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3327 "2003-03-02T17:12:21Z")
**N** o end to this thread – and no challenge to my spot on the posters’ list – despite being gone a full day. ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3328 "2003-03-02T17:14:06Z")
**O** h **P** ish-posh ! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3329 "2003-03-02T17:14:31Z")
**O** , BTW, thanks to my close personal friend **koeeoaddi** for remembering me when fiefdoms were being distributed. **P** lease, **SBS** , may I have a fiefdom? [/Oliver Twist] ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3330 "2003-03-02T17:21:13Z")
**Q** ualifications you should list, **twickster**. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3331 "2003-03-02T17:52:33Z")
**R** ight… **Watcher** , can I have some biscuits with anchovy gravy, please? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3332 "2003-03-02T17:53:20Z")
**S** ounds…icky… ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3333 "2003-03-02T17:56:03Z")
**T** rue. Okay, I relent. No more _save the anchovy_ crusade from me. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3334 "2003-03-02T17:58:23Z")
**R** ough question, that, **kat** (if I were a cheating type twickster, I’d try to reinstitute the numerical thing here.) **S** narky sense of humor. **T** alented tap-dancer. **U** ndying commitment to the “a” thread. **V** ersatile conversationalist. **W** onderful friend. **X** -rated commentary only when appropriate. **Y** oung at heart. **Z** innias and other lovely flowers grow in my garden. **A** lways prepared (former girl scout). **B** enevolent, but no pushover. **C** anny. **D** opey? He’s my favorite dwarf. **E** xcellent sense of direction. **F** oxy, in my middle-aged way (see "G). **G** reat legs. **H** eck of a baker. **I** ntelligent. **J** ustice would be my goal. **K** ind to kittens and other tiny critters. **L** oyal. **M** iddle-management experience. **N** ever say die! **O** ff-the-wall take on things. **P** uns? Not to excess. **Q** ueenly bearing. **R** emembers those who have done me favors. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3335 "2003-03-02T18:00:32Z")
\*\*So cool – that was post 3333! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3336 "2003-03-02T18:01:40Z")
**T** rifle overexcited, I was; sorry to screw up the coding like that. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3337 "2003-03-02T18:11:04Z")
**U** nderstandable, it was. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3338 "2003-03-02T18:18:26Z")
**U** nmedicated are we today, **Twicksy**? Impressive post! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3339 "2003-03-02T18:19:51Z")
**V** ersatile, loyal, devoted to justice, knows which side of your bread is buttered… Hmm. Twickster, in my considered opinion, you would make a excellent Supreme Judge and Executioner. I anticipate much opposition to the onset of my reign, you see, primarily among the small minded. If you accept the position, your first assignment is sperfur. He _seems_ to have seen the error of his ways, but it might be a ruse. Close supervision is called for. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3340 "2003-03-02T18:30:19Z")
**W** oo-hoo! **X** tremely excited, I am. **Y** our wish is my command, **SBS**! ( **Z** ounds, I may have to add a signature to my posts – “Supreme Judge and Executioner” – I like the sound of that.) **A** nd the rest of you – **B** e afraid, be very afraid! ;j \<\