# a

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 169

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3361 "2003-03-02T21:03:06Z")

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**B** ois Bane, Bana Bang. Now those are pretty god.

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**Author:** ![SylverOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@SylverOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SylverOne)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3362 "2003-03-02T21:13:13Z")

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**C** an I still get in on this thread? Just so I can say I’ve been here…

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3363 "2003-03-02T21:16:19Z")

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**D** eposit a large sum of money in an envelope and mail it to us, and we’ll consider it, **SylverOne**. 😉

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3364 "2003-03-02T21:18:07Z")

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**E** very time I come here this thread has 20 more pages to it.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3365 "2003-03-02T21:19:42Z")

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**F** uck it, these’ll prolly be my only posts today.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3366 "2003-03-02T21:20:53Z")

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**G** rammarless demons have me invaded.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3367 "2003-03-02T21:21:52Z")

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**G** ah. Almost 1000 posts myself.

**H** ell coming up with something cool to say,

**I** hope I can make it memorable.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3368 "2003-03-02T21:24:23Z")

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**J** ust been to GQ. Nothing there I can answer, oh well.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3369 "2003-03-02T21:30:57Z")

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**K** eep looking, **Osiris**. There’s gotta be something.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3370 "2003-03-02T21:37:07Z")

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**L** eaving ditto posts is about all that I can get. There are a lot of GQ hawks waiting to swoop down on their questions. I just don’t have that patience.

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3371 "2003-03-02T21:39:40Z")

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**M** y review of the last couple of pages, revealed:

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by StarvingButStrong \*  
> \*\*\*\*A\*\*nnouncement: as I will inevitably become Ruler of the Universe one of these days, I have decide to let you in on some of my plans. For one thing, no male with a beer gut will be allowed to wear a speedo in public on pain of death. \*\*

I sure hope SBS didn’t get the same insert in the Sunday paper as we got today, with a most disturbing picture of Ed Asner.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3372 "2003-03-02T22:14:00Z")

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**N** early 70 now…We should easily make 100 before the end of this month!

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3373 "2003-03-02T22:16:28Z")

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**N** ow that SBS is Ruler of the Universe, can I be official cook? I promise pizza for all and no anchovies (except by special request for Sperfur). I agree that if it’s not chocolate it’s not dessert. And there shall be midnight cereal in every time zone.

And only Coke to drink.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3374 "2003-03-02T22:19:07Z")

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**O** oooh, can we have pesto too?

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3375 "2003-03-02T22:21:47Z")

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**P** esto? Absolutely.

Except I might not indulge.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3376 "2003-03-02T22:36:26Z")

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**Q** uite the gourmet, **Watcher of the Skies** , but can I have coffee? I hate coke and require a tremendous daily of caffeine just to sat current with my “A” posts. Thank you.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3377 "2003-03-02T22:37:56Z")

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**R** evise the above to read “daily doses.” Much obliged.

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3378 "2003-03-02T22:42:43Z")

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**S** oitanly!

As long as it’s not from Starbucks.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3379 "2003-03-02T22:42:44Z")

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**S** itting Empress of the Correction Post, I am. Is that okay, **SBS**?  
Preview, **koeeoaddi** , preview!

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3380 "2003-03-02T22:44:38Z")

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**T** o be totally correct, you might want to revise the “just to sat current.” 😉

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