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**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 176

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3501 "2003-03-03T18:47:29Z")

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**M** y recollection _switching to official capacity_ is that girl scout cookies are sold at times that vary by region. If all towns got girl scout cookies at the same time, the girl scout cookie infrastructure would not be able to handle it.

Sort of like what happened above. Don’t ask me how the same reply posted twice. Either the hamsters are coming off the wheels or it’s the darn dialup computer I’m posting from right now.

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3502 "2003-03-03T18:51:56Z")

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**N** o cookies for sale here yet.

How’s that spellcheck working today **Koeeoaddi**?

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3503 "2003-03-03T19:12:47Z")

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**O** versights are to be expected **Watcher**.  
**P** lease forgive me. ☹

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3504 "2003-03-03T19:14:54Z")

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> the girl scout cookie infrastructure would not be able to handle it.\*\*

**O** ne might say the cookie infrastructure would crumble.😃

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3505 "2003-03-03T19:33:27Z")

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**Q** ueen **SBS** we beg (or should we be begging **Twickster47**?) for your forgiveness for **Koeeoaddi** ’s typo and for my pointing it out. 🙂

Thanks **Twickster47** for the joke that eluded me (that’s the way the cookie crumbles).

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3506 "2003-03-03T19:39:15Z")

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**R** eady to post once more quickly and then back to work.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3507 "2003-03-03T20:04:44Z")

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**S** illy **Watcher** – I don’t concern myself with typos, grammatical lapses, or skipped letters (well, I note them all, but hold punishment in abeyance).

**T** reason, moral turpitude, etc., these are the crimes I punish swiftly (but always fairly).

;j

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**Author:** ![FallFast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba9def/32.png) [@FallFast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallFast)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3508 "2003-03-03T20:22:51Z")

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**U** nexpected this rise to power by Queen SBS. Bow down to her we will.

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3509 "2003-03-03T20:58:16Z")

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**V** ery powerful stuff, this ruler of the universe business.

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> **S** illy **Watcher** -

Twicks are for kids!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3510 "2003-03-03T21:03:07Z")

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😉

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3511 "2003-03-03T21:12:14Z")

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**X** -cellent post **Watcher**! Has any one in this mighty thread made that joke before?

Yes, yes, I know, it’s _excellent_ . I cheated, so sue me! 😛

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3512 "2003-03-03T21:21:47Z")

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**Y** uck, I’m off to the dentist for a root canal – wish me luck, everyone!

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3513 "2003-03-03T21:23:48Z")

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“ **Z** is for zebra, that’s good enough for me” sang the Zebra Monster.

**A** trick you see this thread it it. Take all the posts and arrange them correctly and a secret shall be revealed.

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3514 "2003-03-03T21:26:06Z")

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**B** ull Malarkey!

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3515 "2003-03-03T21:29:32Z")

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**C** ool - I totally needed a good save after missing that cookie crumble joke. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3516 "2003-03-03T21:41:49Z")

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**D** reamed I had a tyrannical father who took us on vacation, made us keep a journal and give everyone else grades. We were instructed to give him an A since we were playing blackjack and he had an A and a 10. Wha?

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3517 "2003-03-03T21:42:13Z")

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**D** amn, **Twickster**. Get lots of novocaine! ☹

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3518 "2003-03-03T21:45:05Z")

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**E** gad the air raid sirens were extra loud today, ouch.

**F** or now though “It is all clear.”

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3519 "2003-03-03T21:49:53Z")

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**G** osh, **Osiris** why are the air raid sirens going off?

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3520 "2003-03-03T21:50:21Z")

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**H** i-yi-yi, sorry **twickster** I was too sweepy to notice. Good wuck with that though.

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