# a

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 195

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3881 "2003-03-06T17:32:21Z")

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**Z** ounds! **Homebrew** is happy to see me! [sub]teehee giggle[/sub]

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**Author:** ![FallFast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba9def/32.png) [@FallFast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallFast)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3882 "2003-03-06T18:10:07Z")

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**F** or crying out loud, what letter are we on?

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3883 "2003-03-06T18:12:32Z")

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**G** uess G is as good a letter as any **Fallfast**. [sub]waving to my **Homebrew** [/sub]

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3884 "2003-03-06T18:27:29Z")

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**H** omebrew and **Swampbear** have come back to life. :eek: Dispatched in a plot point several pages ago, the narrative has now morphed into a ghost story.

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3885 "2003-03-06T18:28:20Z")

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**H** ey I think I need a handkerchief - the **Homebrew** and **Swampbear** reunion has brought a tear to my eye.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3886 "2003-03-06T18:33:41Z")

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**I** ’m a little nauseous myself, **watcher**.

**J** ump at the chance to make a celebratory cake, if you like.

**K** illed, **koeeoaddi**? I thought they were flesh wounds.

**L** ove conquers all, I guess.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3887 "2003-03-06T18:40:18Z")

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**M** urder and mayham to jack up sales, I thought. But it was so may pages ago it’s hard to recall. The steamy reunion will no doubt have the same effect, though.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3888 "2003-03-06T18:47:12Z")

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**N** uzzling my cabana boys at the time, as I recall, so I wasn’t paying all that much attention.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3889 "2003-03-06T19:00:56Z")

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**O** ne big fantasy of mine involves **Homebrew** , cold brew and a hot tub. [sub]mmmmmmmmmm…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3890 "2003-03-06T19:17:43Z")

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**P** ass me some coffe please.  
**Q** uite interesting my date was.  
**R** eally horible actually.  
**S** tarted out OK, but after a while I was practicly dosing off into my salad.  
**T** alked a little, I was yawning like crazy, I’m sure I made a terrible impression.  
**U** ntil I got about halfway through my first beer when I suddenly felt really sick.  
**V** ery politely apologised and went home.  
**W** ell, if she can’t understand that I was sick, then shes not worth it.

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3891 "2003-03-06T19:24:22Z")

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**X** treme case of bad timing **Bio** , do let us know if you get another chance.

Here’s a mug of steamin’ java for you.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3892 "2003-03-06T19:32:26Z")

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**Z** ees is too bad, **Bio**. Is she someone you really like or was it just a what-the-hell date?

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3893 "2003-03-06T19:35:03Z")

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**Y** ikes **BioHazard**! Hope you’re better today. [sub]Throwing a kiss to Homebrew.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3894 "2003-03-06T19:38:03Z")

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**A** hh well, shes just some hot girl I met in the mall.  
**B** ut it WAS a first date.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3895 "2003-03-06T19:47:54Z")

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**C** all her and tell her you weren’t feeling well, but that you’re

**D** esolate about it and hope she’ll give you another chance.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3896 "2003-03-06T19:49:05Z")

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**C** ould be she’d understand. **D** on’t give up yet **BioHazard**.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3897 "2003-03-06T20:05:26Z")

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**E** rotic thoughts about **Homebrew** run through my brain. [sub]hehhehheh[/sub]

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**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3898 "2003-03-06T20:14:28Z")

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**F** eel really sick, I do.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3899 "2003-03-06T20:15:05Z")

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**G** iggle!

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3900 "2003-03-06T20:17:14Z")

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**H** ope you feel better soon, **BioHazard**.

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