# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 197
**Author:** ![FallFast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba9def/32.png) [@FallFast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallFast)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3921 "2003-03-06T23:22:39Z")
**M** y first, and the first for Mrs. Fallfast ---
**Author:** ![FallFast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba9def/32.png) [@FallFast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallFast)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3922 "2003-03-06T23:24:28Z")
**N** ow I must be going. We have a birthing class tonight. The videos are interesting. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3923 "2003-03-06T23:35:15Z")
**O** h the agony! **Homebrew** responds not to my flirts. **P** ining away am I in my **Q** uest for a **R** esponse. **S** wampbear yearns for his **Homebrew**. [sub]How’s that for a guilt trip?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3924 "2003-03-06T23:38:58Z")
**T** he birth of **Lisa** will be a much anticipated SDMB event **FallFast**. **U** nceasing measures must be taken to ensure that **V** arious means are employed to ensure that **W** e dopers are informed of the arrival of **Lisa** so that we may all rejoice. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3925 "2003-03-06T23:54:49Z")
**X** ylophone music t’isn’t the clue to my post but Tom, Dick and Larry are. I’m afraid it’s quite American-centric. Unless you watch the Cartoon Network. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3926 "2003-03-06T23:56:46Z")
**Y** oumight also like to know that Tom, Dick and Larry went to old P.U. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3927 "2003-03-07T00:20:06Z")
**Z** to end the alphabet and **A** to start it. **B** oy, what lousy uses for those 2 letters eh? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3928 "2003-03-07T00:24:40Z")
**C** hallenging, it is, to keep things fresh. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3929 "2003-03-07T00:25:47Z")
**C** ould it be that **Homebrew** is no longer interested? **D** oubt I coulda done any better **Osiris**. **E** very effort to keep the thread alive counts. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3930 "2003-03-07T00:26:57Z")
**F** orsooth! **twickster** scooped my **c**. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3931 "2003-03-07T00:37:49Z")
**G** oogle asks if you mean “Dan Backslide?” Am I getting warm, **Osiris**? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3932 "2003-03-07T01:13:34Z")
**H** e’s in Hawaii, I’m guessing he’s warmer than any of us. **I** am so freakin’ sick of winter. **J** uicy mix of sleet, snow, and freezing rain we had here today. ---
**Author:** ![bong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@bong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bong)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3933 "2003-03-07T01:19:25Z")
K God is probably in the KKK Since he tortures people for different beliefs. M God acts mean. N Maybe he’s a nazi O or worse! P whatever it is, he needs some prozac. ---
**Author:** ![bong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@bong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bong)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3934 "2003-03-07T01:20:38Z")
OOPS. needed to pereview. L What is god _Bleep_s Lagomorphs? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3935 "2003-03-07T01:23:31Z")
**M** aybe I should time it so that my 2000th post is the board’s 3,000,000th post, and this thread’s 3000th post. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3936 "2003-03-07T01:24:42Z")
**N** ot going to happen. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3937 "2003-03-07T01:25:00Z")
**N** ob head! that’s 4000 not 3000 (d’oh) ---
**Author:** ![bong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@bong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bong)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3938 "2003-03-07T01:29:17Z")
O Wonders of cthuluese… Osfkbvhldavfvgf kldsbhshdabkklgjhtgskfhsjg _and several dozen lines of random keyboard pounding deleted - ub_ ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3939 "2003-03-07T01:39:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by koeeoaddi \* > \*\*\*\*G\*\*oogle asks if you mean “Dan Backslide?” Am I getting warm, **Osiris**? \*\* **P** arse me meaning, Google is right, acursed typos. ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3940 "2003-03-07T02:18:27Z")
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