# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 198
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3941 "2003-03-07T02:27:24Z")
**R** ight-i-o! **S** ay, **watcher** , I’m a little late with my breakfast order tonight, but I’ll throw myself on your mercy: **T** omorrow, I’d like a nice big bowl of fresh fruit salad. And not the half-assed midwinter kind that’s all melons – I want strawberries, peaches, pineapple, bananas, grapefruit, the whole juicy nine yards. **U** mmmmmm… that’s got me salivating more than a whole passel of cabana boys. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3942 "2003-03-07T02:31:02Z")
**V** ery long ago I was in a watermelon eating contest. I won. I ate the entire innards of that melon in about 30 seconds. It make me sick and I threw up later but I won. **W** hat did I win? A fruit basket! I had to give it away. ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3943 "2003-03-07T02:38:39Z")
**X** tra disturbing is the thought of **Twicks** salivating over cabana boys, but your breakfast order is my command. To each their own I guess… ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3944 "2003-03-07T02:46:58Z")
**Y** uk yuk yuk. I stuck you with the X, and the person that follows me is stuck with the Z. HAHAHAHAHA! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3945 "2003-03-07T02:50:37Z")
**Z** oo, it’s a frickin’ zoo around here. [/Dr. Evil] ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3946 "2003-03-07T02:52:02Z")
**A** nd what’s so creepy about my enjoying a passel of cabana boys, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3947 "2003-03-07T03:14:25Z")
**B** ewildered by giant gibberish post. **C** an I have what **Twickster** is having for breakfast too? **D** on’t include watermelon, though. I hate watermelon. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3948 "2003-03-07T03:17:02Z")
**E** h… how about mint chocolate chip ice cream and tiramisu ice cream? ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3949 "2003-03-07T03:21:45Z")
**F** lamsterette\_X, damn, that sounds good too! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3950 "2003-03-07T03:55:43Z")
**G** uavas are pretty damn sweet. Especially when they’re fat and juicy. And you should have pomegranate juice too. Well, it’ll be good for me. Nothing like ice cold pomegranate juice when it’s hot and sunny. ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3951 "2003-03-07T03:59:41Z")
**H** appy to oblige, _Dishes up double scoops of mint chocolate chip and tiramisu ice cream for **Flamsterette\_X** and **Koeeoaddi**. And some almost-midnight cereal for self._ ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3952 "2003-03-07T04:01:32Z")
**I** am pleased to have carried us onto page 80! Now 100 is getting so close you can almost smell it. Keep posting folks! Goodnight, over and out. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3953 "2003-03-07T04:09:28Z")
**J** ust freaking amazing. This thread began with a typo and is on its way to becoming one of the longest, most pointless threads here. It’s unbelievable. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3954 "2003-03-07T04:12:12Z")
**K** ind Derleth, ‘becoming’? I’d say we’ve _been_ the longest and most pointless threads here for at least the last 50 pages. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3955 "2003-03-07T04:41:04Z")
**L** a-de-da. Someday I’d like to be able to make posts that don’t require knowledge available only in my mind to understand it. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3956 "2003-03-07T05:07:59Z")
**M** idnight has come, the time when simulposts rarely happen. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3957 "2003-03-07T05:08:40Z")
**M** wee-hah! 80 pages! This is nuts. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3958 "2003-03-07T05:09:34Z")
**N** ight time is the right time…for padding your post count. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Broodha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Broodha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broodha)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3959 "2003-03-07T05:15:35Z")
[O]nly the strange/bored/random minds on SDMB could sustain such an absurd thread ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/3960 "2003-03-07T05:32:43Z")
**P** aging other ‘A’ threaders! **Q** uickly take up the slack. **R** eally, do you HAVE to sleep? **S** uch a waste of good posting time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=197) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=199)