# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 205
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4081 "2003-03-08T00:25:41Z")
**K** rap! Here I was thinking **Tars Tarkus** needed to learn his alphabet, and _I’m_ the goofball! ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4082 "2003-03-08T00:26:44Z")
**M** y, my my, you’re much sharper than I am today, **twickster**. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4083 "2003-03-08T00:35:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*\*\*I\*\*nsane this thread is! 82 pages it be! Pirate talk i like! Shiver me timbers! Walk the plank! \*\* **N** ot like pirate talk it is. More like yoda it is. ---
**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4084 "2003-03-08T00:46:44Z")
**O** h lordy, you know this thread will eventually die, it has to! Then some newbie will come along and bump it, and the madness will continue. Might as well just keep on enjoying the ride. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4085 "2003-03-08T00:57:52Z")
**P** lease, **Watcher** , for breakfast tomorrow may I have some of the blueberry pancakes you made for **SBS** this morning? With a side of bacon, please. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4086 "2003-03-08T01:26:01Z")
**Q** uit what you are doing! **R** ejoyce! It is my 2000th post. **S** ome orange squash, and spam sandwiches for all **T** ime for a party! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4087 "2003-03-08T01:39:00Z")
**U** nbounded joy can commence! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4088 "2003-03-08T01:39:15Z")
**U** topic I feel cause I got an email from my **Homebrew** **V** ery good **Lobsang**! I’ll fire up the grill for the spam. **W** elcome I would a room with my **Homebrew** **Samarm**. [sub]or a hall, alley, or wherever I could get him alone. hehhehheh[/sub] **X** cited would I be to be with my **Homebrew**. **Y** oung would I feel in the arms of my **Homebrew**. **Z** estfully would I welcome an encounter with my **Homebrew**. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4089 "2003-03-08T02:03:06Z")
**A** pologies sperfur. I tend to association -ur- sounds with men. I promise I will remember your sex for at least … 2 pages. **B** lessed am I! 45 minutes of DVD then play time! ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4090 "2003-03-08T02:39:45Z")
**C** ould there be anything more touching than **Swambear’s** devotion? **D** amn, I’m getting all weepy and sentimental. **E** xcuse me, will you? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4091 "2003-03-08T03:29:20Z")
**F** ascinating is **koeeoaddi’s** username. ---
**Author:** ![Icecoldkingdom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/34f0e0/32.png) [@Icecoldkingdom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icecoldkingdom)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4092 "2003-03-08T03:34:52Z")
**G** ood a place as any for my first post. **H** ows it hanging around here? ---
**Author:** ![little\_lighthouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea666f/32.png) [@little\_lighthouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_lighthouse)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4093 "2003-03-08T03:53:13Z")
**I** cannot believe that this is now 80 something pages long!!! ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4094 "2003-03-08T03:53:29Z")
**I** cecoldkingdom, welcome to this addictive looney bin of a thread. **J** ust from a really old hippie song, **viva**. Don’t think it actually means anything, though.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4095 "2003-03-08T04:43:53Z")
**K** nock, knock. Anybody there? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4096 "2003-03-08T04:47:55Z")
**L** obsang’s here. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4097 "2003-03-08T04:48:30Z")
**M** e want food now. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4098 "2003-03-08T04:54:23Z")
**N** O!!! Over 4000 posts? ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4099 "2003-03-08T05:43:42Z")
**O** ver 4,097 now. This is post 4,098. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4100 "2003-03-08T06:33:27Z")
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