# a

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 210

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4181 "2003-03-09T00:02:06Z")

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**C** ries of birds are heard from the south.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4182 "2003-03-09T00:17:28Z")

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**D** rop knife.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4183 "2003-03-09T01:53:21Z")

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**E** cstasy has often led to apostasy.  
\< **f** rowns puzzledly\>  
**G** reat.  
**H** ow am I supposed to know what ‘apostasy’ means?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4184 "2003-03-09T01:54:34Z")

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**I** forgot this was supposed to be a text adventure now! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4185 "2003-03-09T01:56:02Z")

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**J** iggle handle. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4186 "2003-03-09T02:10:05Z")

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**K** nife sits on the table.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4187 "2003-03-09T02:11:38Z")

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**K** razy kids! **smiles indulgently**

**L** otsa luck, **SBS** – I’d read your pit thread, and definitely sympathize.

**M** ove stealthily through shadows.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4188 "2003-03-09T02:30:18Z")

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**N** otice attackers.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4189 "2003-03-09T02:33:47Z")

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**O** pen fire.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4190 "2003-03-09T02:36:14Z")

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**P** lunder resulting bodies.

**Q** uickly exit.

🙂

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4191 "2003-03-09T02:36:48Z")

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**P** ause to reload.

**Q** uickly move to more protected position.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4192 "2003-03-09T02:39:23Z")

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**R** ight–‘apostasy’ means ‘abandonment of one’s regious faith, a party, a cause, etc’ (Collins English Dictionary).

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**Author:** ![little\_lighthouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea666f/32.png) [@little\_lighthouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_lighthouse)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4193 "2003-03-09T02:41:00Z")

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**R** ed Alert! Shields up!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4194 "2003-03-09T02:42:21Z")

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**S** h–ucks: I forgot the ‘li’ in ‘religious’

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4195 "2003-03-09T02:43:54Z")

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**T** hink we’ll hit Page 85 soon?

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4196 "2003-03-09T03:41:43Z")

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**U** kulele Ike has never posted on this thread, I think.  
**V** iolent behavior with plundering of bodies may alert the otherwise benevolent authorities.  
**W** agons should be circled soon.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4197 "2003-03-09T04:13:28Z")

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**X** -lettered dopers, we need you to post here. Very, very badly.

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4198 "2003-03-09T04:15:34Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Osiris \*  
> \*\*\*\*A\*\*pologies sperfur. I tend to association -ur- sounds with men. I promise I will remember your sex for at least … 2 pages.
> 
> **B** lessed am I! 45 minutes of DVD then play time! \*\*

**Y** ou see, Osiris, I have this cat named Jasper. I sometimes call him Sper. He has fur. That might help you remember, but I don’t get all

**Z** onkered if you forget. 🙂

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4199 "2003-03-09T04:36:25Z")

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**A** maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4200 "2003-03-09T04:41:54Z")

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**B** each baby, beach baby, here on the sand… (I’m starting to dream of hot weather.)

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