# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 213
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4241 "2003-03-09T21:47:52Z")
**M** an, **Watcher**. You’ve got a fast submit finger! ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4242 "2003-03-09T21:48:28Z")
**M** y suggestion would be to keep on with the euphemisms, if you can keep thinking of them. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4243 "2003-03-09T21:48:54Z")
**N** ow look what you’ve done. Simul-simul posts…aaaarrrrgggghhhh~! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4244 "2003-03-09T22:04:38Z")
**O** uch! **P** osts crashing into each other! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4245 "2003-03-09T22:06:16Z")
**O** siris is the name of a shoe company. **P** ustulant **q** uackers! **R** evolting **s** nakes! **T** remulous **u** ndulates! **V** ulgar **w** easels! **X** anthous **y** ellow-bellied **z** ebras! **A** aaaargh! ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4246 "2003-03-09T22:12:38Z")
**B** astards you all are!!! 85 pages my arse! This is insane! I will never get to sleep at this rate! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4247 "2003-03-09T22:46:23Z")
**C** ontinue to read the thread. _swings my pocket watch_ You will continue to read the thread. **D** on’t believe your own lies. ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4248 "2003-03-09T22:49:59Z")
**E** veryone must read…every post…on every page… You are getting sleepy… ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4249 "2003-03-09T23:02:23Z")
**F** or the love of Og, there are 85 pages of this! ---
**Author:** ![II\_Gyan\_II](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bbe5ce/32.png) [@II\_Gyan\_II](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/II_Gyan_II)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4250 "2003-03-09T23:05:52Z")
**G** oing, keeps on going, like those batteries. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4251 "2003-03-09T23:48:17Z")
**H** ow about a round of adages? **I** f you want something done, give it to a busy man. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4252 "2003-03-09T23:59:01Z")
**J** esus would read the entire thread. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4253 "2003-03-10T00:03:37Z")
**K** now thy post count. ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4254 "2003-03-10T00:10:25Z")
**L** o tho ye may’st walk through the valley of the shadow of death, feareth no evil because 100 pages is just around the corner! ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4255 "2003-03-10T00:11:45Z")
**M** ighty a-thread turned 86 pages whilst we weren’t looking. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4256 "2003-03-10T00:22:47Z")
**N** olite de bastardes carborundorum. (for SBS) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4257 "2003-03-10T00:35:45Z")
**O** ranges wait for no dog. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_the\_CC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_the\_CC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_the_CC)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4258 "2003-03-10T00:36:13Z")
**O** ctupi are not to be crossed. Trust me. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4259 "2003-03-10T00:49:43Z")
**P** lay plus work makes Jack OK. ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4260 "2003-03-10T00:53:34Z")
Quit this. Eighty-seven pages of silliness is just… silly. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=212) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=214)