# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 218
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4341 "2003-03-10T18:53:50Z")
**L** et me have **Homebrew** please. ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4342 "2003-03-10T19:16:50Z")
**M** y girl, where is she? **N** o doubt the paperwork got lost. **O** h, well twickster has her cabana boys so **P** ass me a few Vestal Virgins! Vistigal virgins? Vessal Virgins??? ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4343 "2003-03-10T19:42:28Z")
**Q** uirky as it may seem, I’ve heard you don’t _really_ want virgins - I think it was Robin Williams that said that? ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4344 "2003-03-10T19:48:59Z")
**R** emarkably, there is a post on this page in which **swampbear** doesn’t flirt with **Homebrew**. **S** urprised, I was! :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4345 "2003-03-10T20:02:20Z")
**T** antalizing to me is **Homebrew**. [sub]take that **sperfur** [/sub] 😛 ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4346 "2003-03-10T20:09:11Z")
**U** ndying was **swampy’s** affection for midday **v** ictuals. ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4347 "2003-03-10T20:11:44Z")
**W** aste not, want not (our grandfather used to say). ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4348 "2003-03-10T20:34:37Z")
**X** tremely cute are the **swampbear/Homebrew** flirting posts. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4349 "2003-03-10T20:37:24Z")
**Z** ounds! Not one flirt back from **Homebrew** all day. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4350 "2003-03-10T20:39:56Z")
**Y** oh why did you forget **Y**? Too busy flirting to worry about the alphabet, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4351 "2003-03-10T20:44:44Z")
**A** lmost made it through the alphabet one time cleanly. Oh well, let’s go again! ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4352 "2003-03-10T20:47:11Z")
**B** ringing us one page closer to 100. Welcome to page 88! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4353 "2003-03-10T21:16:59Z")
**C** abana boys are _much_ nicer than girls – glad you’re not going to make me turn mine in. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4354 "2003-03-10T21:18:26Z")
**D** own in the dumps am I for **Homebrew** has not flirted back today. ---
**Author:** ![montana\_cricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@montana\_cricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/montana_cricket)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4355 "2003-03-10T21:19:24Z")
**E** ighty-Eight pages and over **F** our thousand posts!!! **G** reat job everyone! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4356 "2003-03-10T21:28:27Z")
**H** appy Ocho de ocho threadnaughts! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4357 "2003-03-10T21:33:17Z")
**I** just love posting here. ---
**Author:** ![montana\_cricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@montana\_cricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/montana_cricket)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4358 "2003-03-10T21:44:24Z")
**J** ust posting and posting and posting… **K** eep posting… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4359 "2003-03-10T21:57:23Z")
**L** ike we need encouragement! ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4360 "2003-03-10T22:02:50Z")
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