# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 219
**Author:** ![montana\_cricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@montana\_cricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/montana_cricket)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4361 "2003-03-10T22:05:19Z")
**N** o Lunch? **O** or just the afternoon hunger **P** angs? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4362 "2003-03-10T22:12:06Z")
[q]Q\*\*uick! Get Bio some chicken. Stat! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4363 "2003-03-10T22:13:25Z")
**Q** uick! Get Bio some chicken. Stat! **R** emarkable! I accidentally pressed post and then quickly hit stop! And nothing went through. Whew! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4364 "2003-03-10T22:17:16Z")
**S** o I guess it didn’t work. **T** hen I guess after stop I hit preview quickly enough that the broken post didn’t hadn’t gotten there yet. **U** rgghh! **V** ery uncool. **W** hat’s worse is that I was all pumped up to talk about Elmer’s Glue-All and how much fun it is to put it on stuff, let it dry and peel off. **X** ylophones would be a good example. **Y** etis would probably hate it, what with all their hair. But it’s still lots of fun to make glue casts of coins, although they cloud up after a few days. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4365 "2003-03-10T22:35:48Z")
**Z** ebadiah is a great old name. Why isn’t it used anymore? ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4366 "2003-03-10T22:38:43Z")
**A** bout those missing girls…back when I was sick, and discovered my towel boys were useless as care-givers, I told them all to clear out. **B** ehind my back, flirting must have been going on. **C** heck your local resorts and clubs for sexy young secretaries being waited on by devoted towel boys, is my suggestion. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4367 "2003-03-10T23:16:04Z")
**D** ang, it’s so hard to get good help these days. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4368 "2003-03-10T23:17:55Z")
**E** xactly, well, roughly 600 or so posts to go to page 100. ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4369 "2003-03-10T23:20:59Z")
**F** ace it, we need to move on in life. **G** ood Lord someone stop me **H** elp me! **I** ’m going for the whole alphabet and I can’t stop. **J** ust unplug my power please… **K** ill me quickly, painlessly **L** ost control… **M** aybe I can pull the keyboard loose **N** ope **O** r perhaps put my fist through the monitor **P** robably not, it’s detrimental to my health **Q** uite exciting, I’m almost finished with something I shouldn’t have ever begun responding too **R** un! **S** ave yourself! **T** ake me away in the white van with the white walls **U** sually I see the clowns when I sleep, now I see sequential letter sentences **V** ery disturbing, more-so than the clowns. **W** hat am I doing. I must get back to work on homework. **X** marks the spot on my forehead for the snipers **Y** ep - someone shoot me please **Z** aphod Beeblebrox? I dunno - it seemed right. **A** nd I’m spent **B** ut I’m not quite done… **C** ause I have to get to E **D** amnit I need to quit **E** xciting finish ain’t it. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4370 "2003-03-10T23:29:04Z")
**F** ersher! a virtuouso performance! 6.0! ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4371 "2003-03-10T23:30:01Z")
**G** lad someone appreciated it, I’ve been trying to cut back but felt the need for an opus work ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4372 "2003-03-10T23:33:45Z")
**H** i-ho! Hi-ho. **I** t’s off to 100 we go. **J** ust consider me happy you didn’t get shot cause then you couldn’t have posted all those letters. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4373 "2003-03-10T23:35:06Z")
**K** lick! Ba-bing! **L** aughing am I because I was wondering who this Fersher character twickster was talking about. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4374 "2003-03-10T23:56:04Z")
\*\*\*\*M **ischievous smile.** ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4375 "2003-03-11T00:37:03Z")
**N** ow don’t jump all over me, but what do you all think? Should be plan on letting the thread die once we hit the magic 100th page, or do we babble on forever? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4376 "2003-03-11T00:40:16Z")
**O** h, by the way, I’ve never done a whole-alphabet post. And I’m not starting now. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4377 "2003-03-11T00:56:53Z")
**P** shaw, **Smehead** , whole alphabet threads are fun – all the regulars should do at least one. **Q** uiet death for our beloved thread? or **R** itual immolation? ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4378 "2003-03-11T01:03:18Z")
**S** BS (O Qeenly one). This thread will never die (until the hamsters do). ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4379 "2003-03-11T01:06:00Z")
**T** rue. I can see this thread nudging out the Energizer bunny. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4380 "2003-03-11T01:08:04Z")
**U** nique is my spelling. ☹ **V** exing, these typos are. That should have been “O Queenly One.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=218) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=220)