# a

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 226

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4501 "2003-03-12T00:03:55Z")

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**I** call new page!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4502 "2003-03-12T00:08:18Z")

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**J** a, ja, new page.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4503 "2003-03-12T00:13:36Z")

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**K** neel down before the sprawling, all encompassing, incomprehensible beauty that is “a.”

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4504 "2003-03-12T00:14:39Z")

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**L** ie down if you’d rather. It’s all the same to me.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4505 "2003-03-12T00:23:53Z")

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**M** ay I simply melt into the carpeting?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4506 "2003-03-12T00:25:54Z")

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**N** achos, anyone?

**O** r perhaps some Cheese Doodles?

\*\*\*\*P **repares to watch her fellow a-threaders melt, grovel, writhe, etc., while remaining comfortably in her chair.**

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4507 "2003-03-12T00:27:04Z")

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**Q** uality chairs are pretty rare and expensive. Especially those with the fridge in the side. Lucky duck.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4508 "2003-03-12T00:35:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*Prepares to watch her fellow a-threaders melt, grovel, writhe, etc.,

**R** ead the sacred scroll? (or just scroll the sacred scroll)  
**S** peak in tongues?  
**T** ransubstantiate? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4509 "2003-03-12T00:45:17Z")

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**U** lotrichous is a word I’ll never use again.  
**V** ery obscure is it to me.  
**W** hoa, my x post, it was this.  
**X** iphisternum pains occasionally bother me but I’m not worried.

**Y** es! Got it.  
**Z** ero mistakes in this post too.

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4510 "2003-03-12T00:49:09Z")

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**A** thing of beauty indeed!

**B** ravo!

**C** ould I have your autograph?

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4511 "2003-03-12T00:52:51Z")

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**D** on’t think I can help you, my graph’s a manual.

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4512 "2003-03-12T00:54:17Z")

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**E** eek, how retro! Does it have a crank?

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4513 "2003-03-12T00:59:02Z")

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**F** or those who appreciate romance: Swampbear and Homebrew are currently spooning at numbers 8 & 9 on the posters list.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4514 "2003-03-12T01:03:53Z")

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**G** ee, in the preview there’s only 1 post by them. I remember when they were going at it like … Well, you know.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4515 "2003-03-12T01:10:26Z")

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… **H** omebear and Swampbrew?

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4516 "2003-03-12T01:10:52Z")

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**H** amsters?

naw, that can’t be right… 😃

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**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4517 "2003-03-12T01:26:51Z")

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We have shown to be **I** nnocently noetic, thriving on our inability to think like normal people.

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**Author:** ![bong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@bong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bong)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4518 "2003-03-12T01:38:35Z")

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j  
Joe cartoon is wierd man!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4519 "2003-03-12T01:45:05Z")

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' **K** ay, I brought work home (_again_) that I gotta do for tomorrow –

**L** ater, all!

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4520 "2003-03-12T01:58:34Z")

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**M** y stars we have some ten cent words on the page tonight.

90 Down, 10 to go!

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