# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 231
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4601 "2003-03-12T18:22:43Z")
**U** ’re welcome, **koeeoaddi** – us aging boomers have to stick together. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4602 "2003-03-12T18:25:25Z")
**V** oila – page 93! ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4603 "2003-03-12T18:28:50Z")
**W** ah! I somehow inadvertently subscribed to this tread. **X** ed the wrong box, **Y** ou ask? **Z** ertainly not! ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4604 "2003-03-12T18:29:53Z")
**A** las. That would be “thread.” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4605 "2003-03-12T18:52:04Z")
**B** ringing us one post closer to page 100. ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4606 "2003-03-12T19:00:55Z")
[ul]**[_]abc[_]def[_]ghi[_]jkl[_]mnno[_]pqr[_]stu[_]vwx[\*]yz**[/ul] ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4607 "2003-03-12T19:02:27Z")
**A** ny significance to the two n’s, you think? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4608 "2003-03-12T19:27:39Z")
**B** eautiful colors tho. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4609 "2003-03-12T19:50:53Z")
**C** olors? We don’t need no stinkin’ colors! ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4610 "2003-03-12T19:51:55Z")
**D** ot-matrix print was good enough for my daddy, by gum, so it’s good enough for me. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4611 "2003-03-12T19:53:47Z")
**E** lementary school was where I reached my academic peak. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4612 "2003-03-12T20:02:36Z")
**F** ive people so far just tryin to ruin our fun ☹ (6? 7? 8?) ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4613 "2003-03-12T20:08:12Z")
**G** ood people, fear not - it’s only colored letters on a computer screen. I think it looks kind of nice. ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4614 "2003-03-12T20:09:51Z")
**H** as everything to do with the fact that we rarely make it through the alphabet without goofing it up! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster47 \* > \*\*\*\*A\*\*ny significance to the two n’s, you think? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4615 "2003-03-12T20:11:40Z")
**H** omebrew… not just for breakfast anymore. **I** wanna **Homebrew** snack. **J** ust thought I’d get a coupla flirts in. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4616 "2003-03-12T20:50:18Z")
**K** iss him, 'Brew– ``` No! ``` –thou lovely loon– ``` No! ``` –ere you start– ``` No! ``` –on your honeymoon… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4617 "2003-03-12T20:50:43Z")
**K** anga and Roo banners start off The Baby Times, By Babies, About Babies, For Babies. Here are the headlines **L** oose diapers cause accident **M** olar pains and other teething stories **N** ew baby causes old baby to feel old **O** ld clothes often too small **P** enises, 20 ways to use them for fun **Q** uilts avalanche caused by crazy Grandmother **R** olling in the grass causes end of playtime **S** urrender likely in baby Johnson’s bid for later bed time **T** urning 1, why you should be happy **U** rinating with the diaper off, or how to keep Mommy from going to the opera **V** est causes tantrum, parents give in **W** orld baby conference cancelled after rash outbreak **X** ylophone recital this sunday **Y** ogurt found stuck to ceiling thought to be 2 months old **Z** orro decides he wants to be called Super Zorro **A** pplesauce thrown up, little difference in appearance **B** oobies vs. bottles **C** anadian babies offer oil for milk program for Iraqi babies **D** on’t pull mommy’s hair, a lesson from the corner **E** lephants, the funnest animal **G** iraffes, the funniest animal **H** ouston area parents deprive baby of Elmo, Strike eminent **I** rish daddies form International Adult Conspiracy, baby infiltration going badly **J** umping for joy and health **K** angaroo costume incident claims 3rd victim, parents relent, Amy to go as princess **L** etting it all hang out, a guide for nakedness **M** ale anatomy, aiming advice on how to shoot daddy **N** ew baby in the Phillip’s house getting all the attention according to old baby **O** veralls and other embarassing fashions **P** ollis twins break 4th babysitter this month **Q** ueen not a real job you can aim for, princess either **R** aising your parents, what not to do **S** trained pea 2 to be released from their bedroom **T** he school, a house of horrors and joys **U** ptown babies to hold 10 binkie a plate luncheon **V** accines ordered, babies tortured **W** hale watching deemed too dangerous for babies **X** , T, O - How to draw these letters **Y** ellow box in baby’s room found to be containing the missing eggs **Z** elda game hogged by big brother **A** ir assault by daddys leads to formation of Binkies for Mouthwash **B** oobie access systematically refused to 2 year olds **C** andy, how to get it **D** ressing up like mommy often leads to baths **E** vil girls try to kiss boys, cootie infection suspected **F** our boys saved from cooties by dog slobber **G** irl’s hair pulled by unknown assailant **H** air pulling incident boy caught in second assault, 1 hour time out deemed too lenient by victim **I** ce Cream too call BUN says **J** ello voted world’s funnest food **K** eeping mommy and daddy home, a guide to stealing car keys **L** obbiests for more candy sent to bed **M** ommy and Daddy watch weird movies **N** orse babies and their lifestyle **O** range peels, pretty to look at but don’t eat them **P** laying with the cat, how to catch it **Q** uick growth leads to new clothes **R** ain causes babies to be imprisoned in house **S** ure fire ways to drive your parents up the wall **T** rains taken from area baby after wall gouging incident, a formal protest to the BUN expected **U** terus remembrances **V** aginal journeys **W** hat’s with all the bright light? **X** -rated birthing videos embarass local toddler **Y** our mother, is she up to par? **Z** oos and other forced socializations. **A** lphabets and the song **B** abies cry for peace **C** reamed food blamed for food fight incident **D** onated toys just as fun as new ones **E** arly risers vs. late risers **F** ood that tastes better when licked from fingers **G** irl dressed in blue, confused for boy **H** ow to make your mom whip it out **I** ntersibling rivalry, how to win it **J** uice is the nectar of the gods **K** eeping yourself clean, a parental motivator ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4618 "2003-03-12T20:53:36Z")
**L** et it be known that I’ve used 78 letters in a row. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4619 "2003-03-12T20:54:09Z")
**M** y hat’s off to the new record holder. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4620 "2003-03-12T20:55:38Z")
**N** eeded to do something to wake myself up. **O** nly kinda worked. Need diet coke. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=230) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=232)