# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 233
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4641 "2003-03-13T00:15:49Z")
**"R** abid camels: Saddam’s secret weapon!" ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4642 "2003-03-13T00:17:28Z")
**"S** iamese Sextuplets born! Six heads, only four bodies." ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4643 "2003-03-13T00:21:56Z")
**"T** iny Terrorist! Six month old hijacks stroller! Dirty diapers hurled at passersby!" ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4644 "2003-03-13T00:23:14Z")
**U** ’all are posting awful fast tonight. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4645 "2003-03-13T00:24:37Z")
**"U** nitarian Church revealed to be male brothel!" ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4646 "2003-03-13T00:26:36Z")
**V** alued, Watcher! Hail! I’ve been feeling so alone. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4647 "2003-03-13T00:27:48Z")
**W** ill you join me in creating National Enquirer type headlines? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4648 "2003-03-13T00:35:40Z")
**X** ylophone-playing proven to grow hair! ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4649 "2003-03-13T00:39:34Z")
**Y** ellow Journalism is Said to be More Accurate than Mainstream Newspapers! ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4650 "2003-03-13T00:40:18Z")
**"Y** ak crossed with Yeti: baby appointed Tibetan U.N. Delegate." ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4651 "2003-03-13T00:43:16Z")
**"Z** ookeeper vanishes! Pandas mysteriously start ignoring their food." ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4652 "2003-03-13T00:43:39Z")
**A** liens Among Us! - 10 Ways To Tell If Your Co-Worker Is An Extraterrestrial! [/Weekly World News] The cover of this week’s issue has Saddam Hussein in a dress and reveals that: a) He’s a cross dresser, b) He watches gay porno, and c) (the most damaging) He doesn’t like hummus! ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4653 "2003-03-13T00:43:55Z")
**Z** agros Mountains not drawing tourists in record numbers this year. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4654 "2003-03-13T00:45:20Z")
**B** arbie doll discovered in triste with Sponge Bob. ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4655 "2003-03-13T00:45:54Z")
“ **B** ATBOY ATTACKS GIRL, 10!” [/Weekly World News] ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4656 "2003-03-13T00:47:39Z")
**"C** all of the wild! Street people form nude wolf packs!" ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4657 "2003-03-13T00:48:27Z")
“ **D** opers’ renegade a-thread reaches 94 pages and cannot be stopped!” ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4658 "2003-03-13T00:51:27Z")
**E** mbarassed Doper apologizes again for spellling error.That would be “tryst.” Duh! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4659 "2003-03-13T00:52:25Z")
**"F** raud revealed! Great Pyramid is inflatable beach toy!" ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4660 "2003-03-13T00:56:59Z")
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