# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 234
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4661 "2003-03-13T00:58:30Z")
**G** od’s message revealed: “Don’t make Me come down there!” (ok, it’s a magnet on my fridge – so sue me) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4662 "2003-03-13T01:00:25Z")
**H** eaven revealed to be an actual location – it’s near Poughkeepsie. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4663 "2003-03-13T01:01:49Z")
**"I** cicle Wielder goes on rampage: 16 neighbors iced" ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4664 "2003-03-13T01:02:09Z")
" **I** S OSAMA WORKING AS AN ELVIS IMPERSONATOR?’ Another real one from the Weekly World News! ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4665 "2003-03-13T01:05:17Z")
**"J** oint Chiefs of Staff hold bake sale to finance Iraq War." ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4666 "2003-03-13T01:09:40Z")
“ **K** angaroo married man, then divorces for half his money!” ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4667 "2003-03-13T01:10:06Z")
**"L** egal marijuana to be sold on EBay!" ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4668 "2003-03-13T01:15:36Z")
**"M** odern day AntiChrist discovered! Believed to go by the name Osiris." ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4669 "2003-03-13T01:17:21Z")
**"N** ature strikes back! Moose trample hunters!" ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4670 "2003-03-13T01:18:24Z")
**"O** carina music found to cause insanity!" ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4671 "2003-03-13T01:20:15Z")
**"P** recautions backfire: anthrax spores found in duct tape glue." ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4672 "2003-03-13T01:20:20Z")
**"P** recautions backfire: anthrax spores found in duct tape glue." ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4673 "2003-03-13T01:20:20Z")
**"P** recautions backfire: anthrax spores found in duct tape glue." ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4674 "2003-03-13T01:23:38Z")
**Q** uite sorry for the triple post! My bad. Nothing was happening, so I thought I hadn’t really pressed the key. ☹ I’ll go away and sit in the corner quietly for a while now. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4675 "2003-03-13T01:24:59Z")
“ **R** ecall immediately issued for all SUVs, products containing Olestra, and all American Idol contestants and judges.” ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4676 "2003-03-13T01:28:08Z")
“ **S** addam Plans to Move to France and Become the French Ambassador to the US!” [/Weekly World News] WWN is the best! ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4677 "2003-03-13T01:45:46Z")
**T** oo many potatoes in the UN! ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4678 "2003-03-13T02:08:28Z")
“ **U** nited Nations controlled by Mr. Potato Head!” ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4679 "2003-03-13T02:24:57Z")
**V** ice President revealed to be expert system shell. **U** nfortunate that there isn’t a nerd smilie. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/4680 "2003-03-13T02:28:32Z")
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