# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 256
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5101 "2003-03-15T00:26:56Z")
**E** gads, we’ve done it yet again, **sperfur**! ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5102 "2003-03-15T00:27:21Z")
**E** h, I have to disagree. You were doing it just right last night. :eek: **F** or now, I have to admit that I’m just clueless. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5103 "2003-03-15T00:28:44Z")
**G** eez oh mighty but this is fun. I’ll be back soon. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5104 "2003-03-15T00:30:12Z")
**E** xplication – that wasn’t a rant – just a suggestion that we might want to expand our “z” horizons a bit. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5105 "2003-03-15T00:31:44Z")
**H** ave fun, **sperfur**. The **a** thread awaits your return. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5106 "2003-03-15T01:14:36Z")
_I_ was out of commission last night…and behold, we have surpassed a hundred! **J** eers there are none, only **k** udos to all! ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5107 "2003-03-15T01:37:37Z")
**L** ord almighty, a it’s a **M** igraineur’s **N** ightmare! **O** ut of **P** rescription. **Q** uick **R** emedy **S** ought. **T** ime to **U** se **V** ioent **W** eapon. **X** amples?: **A** xe **B** ayonette **C** laymore **D** agger **E** xocet missile **F** oil **G** un **H** ydrogen bomb **I** ncendiary device **J** avelin **K** nife **L** and mine. **M** orphine is sadly not an option. **N** eeded to whine. **O** ff to the **P** harmacy! ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5108 "2003-03-15T01:42:18Z")
**Y** ikes!, forgot the **Z** omig. **R** eally, the only true **S** ilver bullet. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5109 "2003-03-15T02:21:48Z")
**Q** uircky is that post. **T** hen you did R & S. **U** seless is my mind unless it’s alphabetical. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5110 "2003-03-15T02:25:53Z")
**V** arnishing touches on a nice little Firesign Quote. **W** hich one? Why one of my favorites. **X** ebecs afloat and **Y** ears away it approaches. **Z** affer you bowls boys **A** nd here it is. **B** end backs and buttocks boys, twill be a piece of cake. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5111 "2003-03-15T02:39:09Z")
**C** ounted on you **Osiris** to supply that pesky Q. **D** ouble, I am seeing tonight. **E** xcuse of headache should be as good as any, no? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Shadez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Shadez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadez)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5112 "2003-03-15T02:43:22Z")
**F** un! Who’s up for page 200? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5113 "2003-03-15T03:28:21Z")
**G** oll durned would it be something to see 10,000 posts in the MPSIMS page. **H** ow freaky would it be to have more posts in the Comments on Staff Reports forum? ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5114 "2003-03-15T03:35:53Z")
**I** did my good deed for the day. **J** ust as I was leaving my campaign meeting this little old man was leaving his apartment. He told me he was going to walk to Walgreens. **K** indly, I offered him a ride. **L** ong walk, I was thinking. **M** any thanks he had for me when I dropped him off back at the apartment building. **N** ice fella, he was. \*\*Only 92 years old! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5115 "2003-03-15T03:44:42Z")
**O** h, you’re a sweet girl, **sperfur**. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5116 "2003-03-15T03:47:20Z")
**P** erhaps you would like to see my new limerick? 😃 **Q.E.D.** said he wants to be ‘done’ **R** elax, dear, this flirt’s just begun **S** kinnydipping in my pool :eek: **T** ill we both start to drool **U** ndressed swimming is so much fun! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5117 "2003-03-15T03:50:06Z")
**V** ery sorry to intrude upon this flirtfest but I just saw the tabloid cover with Saddam Hussein in a dress. Oh. My. God. **W** ow. Hahahahahaha. Drop those over Iraq. My favotire part, the cigar and moustace. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5118 "2003-03-15T03:53:20Z")
**X** tremely welcome you are to ‘intrude’, **Osiris**. I don’t think we’re even paying attention… ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5119 "2003-03-15T03:54:24Z")
**X** static I am to trace our relationship back to page two, but really the flirting didn’t really begin until much later. Page two was just an innocent first meeting. And if you’ll note, my second post was a sad attempt to save the first by trying to make joke of the out of order post in order that it might seem intentional. Ah, but we were so much younger then, we’re older than that now. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster47 \* > \*\*\*\*R\*\*eviewing page 2, I notice your first post was out of alphabetical order, **Watcher**. > > **S** igh – it makes my heart go pitter-pat to remember the early stages of our relationship. 😉 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5120 "2003-03-15T03:56:25Z")
**Y** ou sure know how to write a flirtatious limerick, **sperfur**! **Z** ippers make skinnydipping easier, remember. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=255) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=257)