# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 257
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5121 "2003-03-15T03:56:56Z")
**Y** ou know, this guy was supposed to come rake my yard Wednesday (to help get it ready to put on the market. Then he called me yesterday and said he was sorry he didn’t show up, but he really needed the money and would be here at 9 am to clean up my yard. The jerk didn’t show _again_! **Z** at rastard is what he is. Now I have to find someone else to clean up my yard. (Of course, that’s what I said Wednesday night, too…) ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5122 "2003-03-15T03:59:24Z")
**A** aah…I love it when we simulpost, **Q.E.D.** … ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5123 "2003-03-15T03:59:53Z")
**A** bout that tabloid - did you notice the list of things they expose about Saddam on the cover? Was it the Weekly World News (it had to be) - my favorite was that they reveal that he hates hummus! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Osiris \* > \*\*\*\*V\*\*ery sorry to intrude upon this flirtfest but I just saw the tabloid cover with Saddam Hussein in a dress. Oh. My. God. > **W** ow. Hahahahahaha. Drop those over Iraq. My favotire part, the cigar and moustace. \*\* Oh, and **Sperfur** , please don’t hire any drifters to work on your yard. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5124 "2003-03-15T04:00:00Z")
**A** gain, we have simulposted! So many times cannot be mere coincindence. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5125 "2003-03-15T04:01:06Z")
**B** ut there are more fun things to do simultaneously…hehehe ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5126 "2003-03-15T04:01:51Z")
**B** ut this isn’t a drifter - this is a guy who occasionally works on Henry’s campaign. **C** aring warning, though - I appreciate it… ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5127 "2003-03-15T04:03:05Z")
**D** oggone, **Q.E.D.** , I’m gonna need a cold shower if you keep it up! **E** ek! I didn’t mean it like that. Really. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5128 "2003-03-15T04:03:19Z")
**D** ’oh! And again! ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5129 "2003-03-15T04:05:07Z")
**F** or the record, if I had **O** next, I would say: **O** r did I? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5130 "2003-03-15T04:05:37Z")
**G** iven unknown reasons I didn’t notice the name just the expression on his face with hes beret cocked just so and the hand bag hanging in just such a way that you expect him to try and hit you over the head with it. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5131 "2003-03-15T04:06:35Z")
[v]H\*\*a! I know you were teasing, **sperfur**! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5132 "2003-03-15T04:07:01Z")
**H** oo are you talking about, **Osiris**? ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5133 "2003-03-15T04:07:23Z")
**H** ate like heck to break in with another reality intrusion, but everyone who is so inclined, please give a thought or a prayer for the Tugger. Tug McGraw was just discovered to have serious brain cancer - he was not only great for baseball in general, but for the New York Mets and the Philadelphia Phillies in particular. Not to mention he’s also Tim McGraw’s dad. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5134 "2003-03-15T04:07:38Z")
**I** can’t code tonight… ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5135 "2003-03-15T04:08:33Z")
**J** ust want to say your coding mistakes are sexy… ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5136 "2003-03-15T04:10:57Z")
**K** nowing that makes me flustered, **sperfur** sweetie. [sub]Q.E.D. is blushing…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5137 "2003-03-15T04:11:40Z")
**L** ike, I might need a cold shower after reading all this sexy dialogue. Go people, go. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5138 "2003-03-15T04:11:40Z")
**K** old buckets of water won’t work on **Q.E.D.** and I, because we’re in the pool. **M** eaning could have been taken from my earlier post - an innuendo - keep _it_ up…never mind my dirty little mind… ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5139 "2003-03-15T04:11:43Z")
**L** ove to have a linky link, **Osiris**. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5140 "2003-03-15T04:12:55Z")
**N** ooooo! I keep forgetting the **L** when you’re flirting with me! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=256) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=258)