# a

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 260

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5181 "2003-03-15T06:30:10Z")

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**B** elatedly I order all of you to perform penance for the slipshop posts of late:

**C** hant the alphabet song a minimum of ten times.

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5182 "2003-03-15T07:13:08Z")

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**D** on’t get back into this ridiculus thread _Moe_, just don’t do it!!

(D’oh)

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5183 "2003-03-15T07:15:58Z")

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**E** eeeeeeeeeek! :eek:  
**F** ahoozey.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5184 "2003-03-15T07:37:50Z")

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**G** uys - a question. Where do we go from here? What’s the next lofty goal??

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**Author:** ![Shadez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Shadez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadez)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5185 "2003-03-15T08:00:24Z")

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**F** ifty-two thousand pages of A on the wall,  
**F** ifty-two thousand pages of A,  
**G** et yours up,  
**H** old it high,  
**I** nstantly: Fifty-three thousand pages of A on the wall

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5186 "2003-03-15T08:05:11Z")

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**J** umpin’ Jehosophat!

**K** eggers!

**L** ooking for something to say in reply to **Smeghead**.

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**Author:** ![Shadez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Shadez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadez)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5187 "2003-03-15T08:08:35Z")

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**M** eh.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5188 "2003-03-15T09:10:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Smeghead \*  
> \*\*\*\*G\*\*uys - a question. Where do we go from here? What’s the next lofty goal?? \*\*

**N** ow what I want to see is the big one-oh-oh-oh-oh. Sometime toward the end of summer.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5189 "2003-03-15T12:48:25Z")

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**O** h my god – I shoulda come back online last night before going to bed.

**P** erhaps I could have made some progress in my flirtation with the lovely **watcher** , instead of leaving him alone as an audience to **Q** ED and Sperfur.

**R** ats! Another opportunity missed.

**S** leep overtook me, though – at least my dreams were sweetly filled with my fellow Quaker.

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5190 "2003-03-15T14:48:50Z")

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**Twicks** I did miss you last night - it was getting way too steamy around here. **Sperfur** and **Q.E.D.** have certainly picked up where **Swampbear** and **Homebrew** left off. Imagine how deep it would get if all four were going at it at the same time here on the ol’ a-thread. Yikes!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5191 "2003-03-15T14:52:32Z")

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**U** nfortunate to miss such an opportunity – **v** ery exhausting week at work. I went up early to try to finish the last 30 pages in my book and didn’t come close to making it.

**W** uss that I am, I was asleep by 10:30.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5192 "2003-03-15T15:00:45Z")

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**X** -rated banter aside – how come you’re willing to go to Missouri for a dopefest but not to Philly?☹

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5193 "2003-03-15T15:11:22Z")

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**Y** ou know, it just might be the pool. Or maybe the skinnydipping. No on second thought it’s definitely not the skinnydipping. But seriously, although I certainly wouldn’t rule out attending a local 'fest, it’s way easier to go to an imaginary one in Missouri, especially when one is drunk on all the shameless flirtation going on. Road trip! 😉

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5194 "2003-03-15T15:14:14Z")

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**Z** ooming off into the sunset – who gets to pick the tunes? 😉

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5195 "2003-03-15T15:25:40Z")

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**A** bsolutely we’d have the share the music selection. Road trips are always a great time for music. 🆒

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5196 "2003-03-15T15:34:26Z")

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**B** odacious shades, **Watcher**!

**C** atering and snacks will be your job, right?

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5197 "2003-03-15T15:35:43Z")

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**D** ang, 10:30 already? I’ve got stuff to do today – catch you (and whatever other a-threaders may deign to put in an appearance) later.

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5198 "2003-03-15T16:05:17Z")

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**E** gads - I just realized that as recently as January, I had never even heard of a “simulpost.” Seems like a lifetime ago…

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5199 "2003-03-15T16:13:17Z")

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**F** \*\*\*! Is it 10:30 already? I’ve been on since 8 am. I’ll never get everything done if I just sit here reading!

**G** ood morning, **Q.E.D.** Sleep well?

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5200 "2003-03-15T16:18:24Z")

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**H** i there, **sperfur** I did, indeed. And you?

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