# a

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 264

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**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5261 "2003-03-16T02:00:21Z")

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**H** ot dog!  
**I** ’ve just discovered the art of downloading music.

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5262 "2003-03-16T02:35:55Z")

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**J** eez you guys should see the frickin’ spider I just pulled out of my closet! :eek: Oh my gosh! I called Jasper, 'cuz his job is bug patrol, but he’s just sitting there looking at me. :eek:

**K** ill it, Jasper! Eat it! I don’t know where it went! If you guys don’t hear from me, call Orkin!

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5263 "2003-03-16T02:42:08Z")

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**L** et’s get those Starship Troopers on the case. They’re good for killing bugs. That’s about all they’re good for.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5264 "2003-03-16T02:50:08Z")

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**M** y personal list of most detested movies includes the above, **viva**.

:o Wish A was the next letter so I could use the word “abomination.”

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5265 "2003-03-16T03:07:56Z")

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**N** o insect or spider larger then a centimeter can exist in my house or I wont sleep. I’ve torn my house apart to find them and kill them  
**O** h, and you should see this 6’5" guy tip-toe to the bathroom with a large cockroach trapped in a paper towel to shove that thing in the toilet and flush it. Scares the hell out of me.  
**P** lenty would assume my cat would help but she’ll just chase them around then let them go. Only very rarely will she eat them. Where the killing spirit I ask you?

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5266 "2003-03-16T03:10:28Z")

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**Q** uite a spider, this was. Jasper sat there and looked at me “What’d you call me in here for?” “Get the spider!” “I don’t speak English. Can you say it in meow?”

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5267 "2003-03-16T03:13:42Z")

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**R** ight on the money, **koeeoaddi**. I already said something to this effect in two separate threads in Cafe Society. That movie blows giant brain sucking bug chunks!

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5268 "2003-03-16T03:19:22Z")

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**S** cared my cat off the monitor with a big guffaw, **viva**. Too bad there was so much revolting violence in that movie - it would have made a great Mystery Science **T** heater!

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**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5269 "2003-03-16T03:29:01Z")

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**U** nless I’m imagining this… we’ve reached 106 pages.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5270 "2003-03-16T05:25:54Z")

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**V** iva sez: You must believe it. **W** ill you think it was all a dream?

**X** -actly, **koeeoaddi**.

**Y** ou (?) gotta do Z now.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5271 "2003-03-16T05:27:50Z")

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**Z** oned in on my chair, I just walked about 5 miles. Ooh my feet.  
**A** nd you’re spot on Iffy.

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5272 "2003-03-16T06:01:55Z")

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**B** reaking in to ask: Where is that sexy hunk-a burning manhood that is **Q.E.D.**? Haven’t seen him since this morning or so…

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5273 "2003-03-16T06:21:30Z")

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**C** an’t help you with him, but I’m here! Hooray!

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5274 "2003-03-16T06:43:30Z")

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**D** on your party hat, its Saturday night! Or Sunday morning - depending on where you are. Glad you’re here, **Smeghead**.

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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5275 "2003-03-16T09:14:06Z")

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**E** ach of the SNL male cast members appear to have written themselves a kiss with Salma Kayek tonight.  
**F** ortunatelessly they seem to have concentrated all their talent into that tonight.  
**G** oing to be my Dopirthday this monday.  
**H** ow weird to be 2.  
**I** invite all of you to the party in this thread for cake and ice cream.  
**J** ust don’t make too big of a mess.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5276 "2003-03-16T14:13:59Z")

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**K** an’t be here all the time, dear **sperfur** , but I’m here now, I am.

[sub]K is such a lame letter…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5277 "2003-03-16T14:18:53Z")

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**K** azoos and funny hats for your party, I trust, **Osiris**?

**L** et the partying begin.

**M** any helpful homeowner tips posted while I was gone.

**N** ot a big wallpaper fan myself, I hired pros to strip it in this house, then just painted the walls afterward.

**O** f course, I didn’t actually get around to painting the trim at the same time (there’s a lot of it, the house was built in the '20s).

**P** erhaps I’ll get around to it someday – I’ve only been in this house 13 years.

( **Q** uite exciting to contemplate **Watcher** wielding tools in a manly fashion – you can lay my vinyl floor any time, baby!)

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5278 "2003-03-16T14:22:55Z")

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**R** ats! didn’t notice your arrival, **QED**.

**S** peaking of movies, last night featured a video double feature: _Support Your Local Sheriff_ and _Blazing Saddles._

**T** hey’re both pretty damn funny.

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5279 "2003-03-16T16:36:13Z")

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**U** nusually wonderful outside today here in eastern PA - sunny 60 degrees plus. Just took my bike out for the first ride of spring. Is it spring yet? No, I guess not officially. Just wanted to check in & say hi and good morning to all.

Especially the lovely **Twicks**.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/5280 "2003-03-16T20:20:24Z")

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**V** ery lovely day here – I spent a couple of hours raking out flower beds (any garden work is my idea of a good time) before pulling out a beach chair and settling in a sunny spot to read the paper. [sub] (And, needless to say, daydream about the dashing **watcher**.)[/sub]

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