# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 60
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1181 "2003-02-20T22:27:00Z")
**U** h…who are you, then? ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1182 "2003-02-20T22:27:43Z")
**U** h … Who might you be then? ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1183 "2003-02-20T22:28:45Z")
**V** lad the Impaler? ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1184 "2003-02-20T22:30:13Z")
**W** ell, was that good for you, too, **twickster**? ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1185 "2003-02-20T22:33:50Z")
**V** olumes, you’ve all posted today. Didn’t anyone have to work? Why does this thread make me sound like Yoda? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1186 "2003-02-20T22:36:17Z")
Exactly where I came in yesterday - 2 posts behind and looking down the barrel at **X**!☹ ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1187 "2003-02-20T22:37:43Z")
**X** is for the kiss that big ol’ flirt **Homebrew** just directed my way. **blushes becomingly** ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1188 "2003-02-20T23:13:51Z")
**Y** ou gotta wonder how long this thread will be allowed to go on. To a thousand posts or more??? ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1189 "2003-02-20T23:34:31Z")
**Z** is thread is already beyond 1000 posts. Shhh, we don’t want the mods to find out! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET STUCK WITH Z??? ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1190 "2003-02-20T23:47:07Z")
**A** nd he still does not reveal who his alter ego is. Could it be Atomic Wedgie? ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1191 "2003-02-20T23:48:00Z")
**B** a ba ba… ba ba ba ran… ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1192 "2003-02-20T23:54:17Z")
**C** ould Hamlet please explain what he meant by “please get back on topic”? **D** id this thread EVER have a topic? ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1193 "2003-02-20T23:54:34Z")
' **C** ause I haven’t figured it out meself yet. ---
**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1194 "2003-02-20T23:55:36Z")
**E** rrrrrgh ya beat me. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1195 "2003-02-20T23:56:08Z")
**C** an it be? Has **Homebrew** cast my flirtations aside for **twickster**? The agony! ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1196 "2003-02-20T23:56:59Z")
**F** ornicate. It is your moral duty. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1197 "2003-02-20T23:57:20Z")
**F** orlorn so am I that I am behind in the alphabet. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1198 "2003-02-20T23:58:26Z")
**G** asp! How off is my timing! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1199 "2003-02-21T00:14:06Z")
**H** oly convoluted syntax, Yoda! **I j** ust **k** now **swampbear** and I would get into a catfight over the attentions of the dashing **homebrew** were there to be an “a” thread dopefest – best not risk it. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1200 "2003-02-21T00:20:27Z")
**L** ong as you understand **Homebrew** is mine there’d be no problem. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=59) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850.md?page=61)