# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 76
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1501 "2003-02-23T05:59:38Z")
**S** nakes are fun in the shower though. ---
**Author:** ![headchecked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/258eb7/32.png) [@headchecked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headchecked)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1502 "2003-02-23T06:05:37Z")
Tsk tsk, you posted a reply on the 1500th post and failed to recognize that it was on a big round number. 1501 baby. Woo. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1503 "2003-02-23T06:16:56Z")
**U** berthread!! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1504 "2003-02-23T06:21:57Z")
**V** erily, it is so. **W** hy, yes, that was just an excuse to say “verily”. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1505 "2003-02-23T06:32:46Z")
**X** avier, a friend of mine, suggested that we do a round of surreal one-liners. **Y** MMV\* \*Young mushroom mustard vehicle ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1506 "2003-02-23T06:43:51Z")
**Z** ipping into **a** nother **b** out, **c** learly. **D** on’t you just love it, **J** ack? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1507 "2003-02-23T07:21:12Z")
**E** everyone does, as fas as I can tell. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1508 "2003-02-23T07:22:55Z")
**F** reeze, you typo-fairy! ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1509 "2003-02-23T08:39:13Z")
**G** ood Night, folks, I’m up way past my bedtime. ---
**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1510 "2003-02-23T09:06:43Z")
**H** ell hath no fury like the damned who was promised a snow-cone. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1511 "2003-02-23T09:13:21Z")
**I** ’m going to bed too. I expect to see three more pages when I wake up. Chop chop! ---
**Author:** ![Latch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@Latch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latch)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1512 "2003-02-23T11:29:58Z")
**J** ust running out of things to say… maybe we should start a story? **K** arl was walking down the street one day when… **L** ou started yelling at him from across the street. “ **M** an, you’re 20 minutes late with my pizza! It’s free now!” said Lou. “ **N** o way. It’s only been 15 minutes since you phoned for it.” replied Karl, “ **O** rder slip here says 6:30. It’s 6:45.” ( **P** honing actually took place 18 minutes ago) “ **Q** uit messing with me! It’s been 20 minutes!” With that, Lou grabbed the pizza and started running down the street. **R** apidly, Karl started running after him. “ **S** top!” he shouted. **T** ripping on the street curb, Lou fell over and the pizza went flying. **U** pside down, the pizza fell on the head of Wanda (yeah, I’m cheating a bit) “ **V** ery good,” said Karl, "You can’t even run without somehow messing it up. **W** anda wiped the pizza off her face and exclaimed “YOU IDIOT!” “Look what you did to my (guess…) Xylaphone!” **X** ylaphone dripping with pizza sauce, Lou looked at it and started apologising and trying to wipe it all up. ( **Y** ou see, Wanda is a professional xylaphone player for a symphony) “ **'Z** a! You got 'za all over me and my xylaphone! Just apologising doesn’t cut it!” **A** nd so on… and so on… continue the story if you want hehe… Sorry for any grammar/spelling errors, this little creativity spurt came after a few beers. ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1513 "2003-02-23T11:30:04Z")
**J** ust what I thought. Judicious use of the time-difference between Europe and America gives me my chance to finally get my post in here. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Latch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@Latch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latch)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1514 "2003-02-23T11:31:20Z")
**K** lose (yeah, cheating again), but no cigar… JUST beat you hehe. Contend with Australia now! ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1515 "2003-02-23T11:46:03Z")
**L** aughing now, aren’t you **L** atch? Grrrrr, I can’t catch a break. 😉 I guess it’s up to the two of us to get those three pages while the 'mericans are taking their well-earned naps. ---
**Author:** ![Latch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@Latch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latch)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1516 "2003-02-23T11:58:05Z")
**M** an (or woman 🙂 ) no can do. It’s beddie time for me. Big day the next few days, it’s o-week (orientation week) at uni. By “orientation” they mean “spend a week drinking as much as you can every night and doing lots of stupid stuff while destroying your body through alcohol and not getting very much sleep because during the day there are activities (like Club Signup Day) that you have to be at” 🙂 Night… good luck! ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1517 "2003-02-23T12:03:45Z")
**N** ow you’re leaving me alone? I can’t do this on my own! is there anybody out there? Hey, what’s that sound? I’ll better have a [look](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=165014). ---
**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1518 "2003-02-23T12:06:44Z")
( **O** minous silence) ---
**Author:** ![jonpluc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/fbc32d/32.png) [@jonpluc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jonpluc)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1519 "2003-02-23T13:03:55Z")
Sometimes they do. ---
**Author:** ![jonpluc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/fbc32d/32.png) [@jonpluc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jonpluc)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1520 "2003-02-23T13:06:09Z")
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