# a **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850 "2003-01-25T12:51:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1781 "2003-02-24T02:06:27Z")
**C** ome in, relax, pour yourself a glass of wine. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1782 "2003-02-24T02:06:50Z")
**E** very time around, the beginning of the alphabet hates me. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1783 "2003-02-24T02:07:36Z")
\*\*D[/]b’oh! ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1784 "2003-02-24T02:08:03Z")
**People of Earth, This is a timeout post from myself, the Original Poster, or God Of The Mundane And All That Is Pointless.** For the benefit of the many who have posted after this got crazy, perhaps I should explain how this happened. Way back when this started, I was a bit buzzed and made a simple reply to a post. Somehow, I screwed up and had an “a” starting off my post. Somebody, **Hamlet** I believe, then started the alphabet thing, and it took off from there. I will say, whomever went off with that deserves the credit, although as the OP, I will of course claim most of it. 😃 Anyway, just wanted to clear that up, and say that you people rock!! ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1785 "2003-02-24T02:08:43Z")
**E** xtra D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1786 "2003-02-24T02:09:25Z")
**F** ind me the correct letter, someone, please? ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1787 "2003-02-24T02:10:09Z")
:: **f** all to knees:: “We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!” ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1788 "2003-02-24T02:11:34Z")
**G** oing off to find the correct letter! ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1789 "2003-02-24T02:11:42Z")
**G** et with the program, Kat! We’re on **H** now. Oh wait… **I** … hang on we’re now on **J** , now wait it’s **K** … etc etc ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1790 "2003-02-24T02:11:51Z")
**G** osh, you aren’t suggesting that there are people who haven’t read the whole thread, are you, **Klaatu**? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Khadro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Khadro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadro)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1791 "2003-02-24T02:11:57Z")
**D** ouble **D** ’oh, wouldn’t you say samarm? **E** veryone is allowed a couple of mistakes though. We’re not trying to save the world here. 🙂 **For** continuity’s sake, I shall start this sentence with an “f”. **G** oing forward, Kat, the next letter will be “h”. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1792 "2003-02-24T02:13:25Z")
**L** et’s get this up to 50 pages and then we can stop. (who am I kidding?) ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1793 "2003-02-24T02:13:33Z")
**L** et me know when you figure it out, **samarm**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Khadro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Khadro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadro)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1794 "2003-02-24T02:14:26Z")
**M** an, I was all out of whack back there. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1795 "2003-02-24T02:14:37Z")
**H** elp! ALPHABET ANARCHY! OK, next up is **M**! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1796 "2003-02-24T02:14:49Z")
**M** ighty confused, I am. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1797 "2003-02-24T02:15:41Z")
**N** ow we’re back in the groove. **O** K, continue… ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1798 "2003-02-24T02:16:01Z")
**N** ow you’ve got me up to speed. **O** r do you? ---
**Author:** ![Khadro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Khadro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadro)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1799 "2003-02-24T02:17:09Z")
**P** eople,I think that after nearly 70 repetitions of the alphabet, we are all a little crazy ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/150850/1800 "2003-02-24T02:17:52Z")
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