# A...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 28, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948 "2003-10-28T01:35:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/21 "2003-10-28T04:52:03Z")

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R…

…Reborn to ramble; arisen from the dead!

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/22 "2003-10-28T04:57:02Z")

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S…

Somebody needs to keep track of the letters.

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**Author:** ![collinsc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f6c823/32.png) [@collinsc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/collinsc)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/23 "2003-10-28T04:59:27Z")

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S…

Sad when this finally hits Z

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/24 "2003-10-28T05:34:42Z")

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T…

…'Tis easy enough - jump from Z to A – see?

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/25 "2003-10-28T05:34:51Z")

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T…

…tis ain’t a problem if Z comes up to thee. . .

Tripler  
[sub]Sure as hell ain’t to me. . .[/sub]

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/26 "2003-10-28T05:38:20Z")

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U…

…Urk! Simulpost, with the same thing in mind!

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/27 "2003-10-28T05:45:23Z")

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U…

Unless you are rhyming-impared, like me…

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/28 "2003-10-28T05:51:35Z")

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V…  
…very close now…why is my screen orange?

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/29 "2003-10-28T05:53:41Z")

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V. . .

Vee have vays of making you rhyme. . . NOW GET TO IT!

Tripler  
I only say vat because I vas zee second poster.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/30 "2003-10-28T05:53:48Z")

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V…

…Vanishing thoughts, electronic-defined…

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/31 "2003-10-28T06:03:42Z")

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W…

Upon moving it, you bumped it against the door-hinge.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/32 "2003-10-28T06:06:44Z")

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X…

… X marks the spot for a treeasure-digging binge.

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**Author:** ![CWN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@CWN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CWN)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/33 "2003-10-28T11:58:46Z")

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Y  
…Because we like you!

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/34 "2003-10-28T12:08:23Z")

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Z

…Zero chance, this has to live long and prosper.

(so to speak)

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**Author:** ![Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Watcher\_of\_the\_Skies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watcher_of_the_Skies)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/35 "2003-10-28T12:10:38Z")

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A

…Awesome that this started up again.

Couldn’t resist starting again.  
I really don’t have time for this.

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**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/36 "2003-10-28T12:12:06Z")

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Now you’ve played the A B Z’s

Next time won’t you sing with me?

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/37 "2003-10-28T12:16:48Z")

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Here I am, the OP-er  
You bumble head non rhyming goons  
The correct response to what I first said  
was simply “B- bursting balloons”

🙂

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/38 "2003-10-28T12:24:30Z")

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Crap, not again.  
Don’t you know what will happen?  
Everyone, minus a few, will want to kick your  
“F”'ing ass.  
Got it?

Hope so.

I’m outta here.

Jerk 😉

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/39 "2003-10-28T12:52:53Z")

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K

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a/209948/40 "2003-10-28T14:12:12Z")

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L…

…Let’s play nice! Don’t be so gruff

M…

…Meaning, if you don’t like this game, tough.

N…

…Note the rules: next letter, and rhyme

O…

…On the previous poster’s line

P…

…Perhaps; or after the couplet’s there

R…

…Run on to start a new rhyme pair

S…

…So, let’s play! Now, who’s for T?

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