Soooo…you’re 40 and female? Like classic rock?
Come see a one eyed fat old man sometime…
(spurs horse, jumps fence, rides into sunset).
I like the smokey version, but my diabetes means I can’t have A1 that often. They used to do a low-carb version back when Atkins and South Beach were The Thing, but we can only find that sporadically now, usually at discount places that are still putting out the 30 pallets their parent store had left over when the fad ended.
:eek: They make A1 Garlic? Why was I not told?
You can get it mail-order. 
A good base, but you need to add something that will caramelize over it.