# AAAACK! Penis zit! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2004, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142 "2004-06-25T03:56:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/21 "2004-06-25T15:33:08Z")
> [@](#): > > My husband is heavy, and I once found an advanced zit on the top of his shaft near the base. When he was not erect if was tucked away and invisible. Well, I noticed it when giving him a bj. BJ stopped for me to pop that sucker. It was huge! Yellow pus squirted out and then bits sloughed off until there was a crater, over a quarter inch deep and wide. Cleaning it stung him, but it healed quickly and has not returned. OK. Everyone’s thinking it. I have to ask it: **lee** did you finish the blow-job? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/22 "2004-06-25T15:42:11Z")
Nice choice of smiley, there. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/23 "2004-06-25T15:47:00Z")
What fun are ingrown ball hairs if there isn’t much pus? And I’m curious too. Did she? ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/24 "2004-06-25T16:28:02Z")
[QUOTE=chaoticdonkey] What fun are ingrown ball hairs if there isn’t much pus? QUOTE] They’re kind of the short bus version of a real zit I think. Once in a while when I yank the hair out it’ll bring a big old hunk of pus and follicle and stuff. It happens so rarely though it doesn’t come close to making up for the wasted time seeking the pus that isn’t there. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/25 "2004-06-25T16:55:15Z")
Ooh, ball follicle. Nice ring. band name! ---
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/26 "2004-06-25T18:37:31Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > That’s called puberty, dear. 😛 > > Or do you mean further up than close to the base? Part of my bush grows from the base of my dick… I’ve always found it completely normal. No, no. I mean it’s in the middle. Let’s assume that while erect my hog is 6" long, these hairs are right at the 3" mark. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/27 "2004-06-25T18:38:11Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Yes, but while **lee’s** post was gross and very TMI in it’s content, **chaoticdonkey’s** use of descriptives gave him a distinct edge. Plus he threw in other examples of zit infestations as illustrations of his overall TMIness. The final deciding factor was the fact that **chaoticdonkey** felt the **need** to start a thread so all the world would know of his pus. **lee** may not have felt compelled to share her penis zit and pus story had he not started this thread. > > This award is not given lightly. Serious consideration is given to all entries. Oh, I dunno…I’ll give ChaoticDonkey props for innovation, but after reading Lee’s descriptive entry, my eyes and mouth froze in the “wide open” position like I’d O.D’d on Botox. But still, before handing out any statuettes, I’d like to hear from Lee’s husband. Full verification is a must. ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/28 "2004-06-25T18:42:11Z")
You penis zit people wear tighty-whitey’s, don’t you? Hell, I thought it was weird when I got a zit on my stomach! ---
**Author:** ![badmana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@badmana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badmana)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/29 "2004-06-25T18:45:07Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > …I’d like to hear from Lee’s husband. Full verification is a must. No pictures…please! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/30 "2004-06-25T19:04:52Z")
> [@Jonathan Chance](#): > > Nice choice of smiley, there. I think this smiley --\> :o is a blow job I think this smiley --\> :eek: is my face after reading Lee’s story. It hasn’t relaxed yet. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/31 "2004-06-25T22:09:27Z")
My thread [What’s the worst place to get a zit?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=217123) includes some references to girly-bit and scrotal pusbumps. Enjoy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/32 "2004-06-25T22:15:52Z")
What we need here are categories, like the Oscars. **Lee** ’s definitely needs to go into the action/adventure/holy potato! category. **chaoticdonkey** ’s belongs in the foreign film/a boy and his zit category. I’ve read that some fellows are furry for a fair piece up the little general. What you got there, son, is the advance guard. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/33 "2004-06-25T22:28:35Z")
> [@SlickRoenick](#): > > You think that’s bad? I found 2 little hairs growing out of my shaft the other day!! Now i feel like a freak. **Slick** , your real name wouldn’t be “Thomas” would it? Because if it is, I’m sure we can work up some _Tom dickin’ hairy_ jokes for you. What? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/34 "2004-06-25T23:27:14Z")
You people have _no idea_ how underpaid this volunteer job truly is. ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/35 "2004-06-26T00:44:42Z")
> [@Ellen Cherry](#): > > OK. Everyone’s thinking it. I have to ask it: **lee** did you finish the blow-job? > > :eek: Not at that time, I wanted to, but he felt a bit traumatized after the alcohol. The next day after a decent scab formed he let me finish the job properly. I was good and did not even pick the scab off until the day after that. The very first time I gave him a bj, I noticed a hair in his bush coming up out of one follicle and going down into another. I was so curious that I had to interrupt and pull it out. It was not firmly attached at either end, but big greenish waxy plugs surrounded each end. I wonder how it got that way. That time I did finish the job. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/36 "2004-06-26T00:57:59Z")
I hate Coldfire for sending me the link. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Adoptamom\_II](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Adoptamom\_II](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adoptamom_II)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/37 "2004-06-26T02:21:11Z")
Peter Piper Picked a Pecker Pimple A Pecker Pimple Peter Piper Picked IF Peter Piper Picked a Pecker Pimple, Where’s the Pecker Pimple Peter Piper Picked? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/38 "2004-06-26T04:02:21Z")
> [@SlickRoenick](#): > > No, no. I mean it’s in the middle. Let’s assume that while erect my hog is 6" long, these hairs are right at the 3" mark. Huh. I have some growing out about 2/3 of the way up mine soft… my grandparents are staying with us, so I’ll report on hard status later. As in tomorrow, when I won’t be playing with myself at the kitchen table. And no, I wear boxers. ---
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/39 "2004-06-26T04:10:09Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > Huh. I have some growing out about 2/3 of the way up mine soft… my grandparents are staying with us, so I’ll report on hard status later. As in tomorrow, when I won’t be playing with myself at the kitchen table. > > And no, I wear boxers. It isn’t so much the position in which they are growing, just the fact that they are _on_ the shaft itself. I’ve never seen a porn where any dude has a hairy penis. In fact, i didn’t even know that hair follicles were allowed on the penis. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142/40 "2004-06-26T06:35:27Z")
Well not be alarmist or anything, it’s probably just a [penile papule](http://www.emedicine.com/derm/topic313.htm). But you might want to get this checked out by a doctor. (IANAD) It could be [Molluscum contagiosum](http://www.ashastd.org/stdfaqs/molcon.html), a [Sebaceous cyst](http://www.medhelp.org/forums/dermatology/messages/32343a.html), [syphilis](http://www.puberty101.com/h_std_syphilis.shtml), or even [cancer](http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001276.htm). But it’s probably nothing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaaack-penis-zit/252142.md?page=3)