# aahopr deit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 18, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247 "2016-07-18T20:55:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/1 "2016-07-18T20:55:49Z")
I was struggling through a reconciliation and finally had a breakthrough and found my difference. As I went back to clean up the various ad hoc comparisons and calculations I had thrown hither and yon, I saw the profound and inscrutable text that makes up the thread title. What could it mean? As I pounded my head against the proverbial wall, did a nugget of genius escape through my fingers to the spreadsheet? I daren’t keep it to myself, just in case. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/2 "2016-07-18T21:01:52Z")
It means “The OP uses way too many words to ask a simple question.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/3 "2016-07-18T21:13:51Z")
It’s a dental patient explaining mid-procedure that the gopher did it. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/4 "2016-07-18T21:14:17Z")
You have succeeded in writing the most spam-like non-spam title ever. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/5 "2016-07-18T21:16:47Z")
It’s Assyrian for “14 k of g in a whatever.” ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/6 "2016-07-18T21:26:13Z")
asset or debit? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/7 "2016-07-18T21:29:19Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > You have succeeded in writing the most spam-like non-spam title ever. Right. The OP is lucky I recognized her username. I usually just reflexively vaporize threads with titles like this one (and ban the spammer).😉 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/8 "2016-07-18T21:37:19Z")
The words were ‘aahopr deit’. Q: Was he an ‘Ass-Hopper’? Does your Ass now need ‘Deet’ as in… does it need Ass-Hopper repellent? Please don’t answer… it sounds a lot like a personal note… ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/9 "2016-07-18T21:42:50Z")
Any chance it’s related to the diet of the animal in the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis? Old Pears & Rats, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2016, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/10 "2016-07-18T22:27:07Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Right. The OP is lucky I recognized her username. I usually just reflexively vaporize threads with titles like this one (and ban the spammer).😉 **Colibri** recognized my username. I just got the vapors. ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/11 "2016-07-19T04:08:18Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > **Colibri** recognized my username. I just got the vapors. You ever get the fantods? One thing is that the letters in both “words” are in alphabetic order. So I would suspect they are anagrams. The second is an anagram for “diet”, “edit”, “tied”, or “tide”. Don’t know about the first, although if it had another A, it’d be one for “arapaho”. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/12 "2016-07-19T07:02:33Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > The words were ‘aahopr deit’. > > Q: Was he an ‘Ass-Hopper’? > Does your Ass now need ‘Deet’ as in… does it need Ass-Hopper repellent? > > Please don’t answer… it sounds a lot like a personal note… That’s why Caine wandered the desert. He thought Master Po was calling him “grasshopper” all this time. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/13 "2016-07-19T12:21:43Z")
> [@dtilque](#): > > You ever get the fantods? > > One thing is that the letters in both “words” are in alphabetic order. So I would suspect they are anagrams. The second is an anagram for “diet”, “edit”, “tied”, or “tide”. Don’t know about the first, although if it had another A, it’d be one for “arapaho”. Hmm. Maybe I had a brainstorm for an alternative to the paleo caveman diet. The Pharoah Diet. I could make millions…? ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/14 "2016-07-19T12:54:21Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > It’s a dental patient explaining mid-procedure that the gopher did it. Dental patient or mental patient? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/15 "2016-07-19T13:30:15Z")
If you take the whole phrase and remove one “a”, it’s an anagram of “Aphrodite”. If you keep all the letters, it’s an anagram of “hard opiate”. Not sure if this helps. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/16 "2016-07-19T14:43:03Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > If you take the whole phrase and remove one “a”, it’s an anagram of “Aphrodite”. If you keep all the letters, it’s an anagram of “hard opiate”. > > Not sure if this helps. I may have been wishing for a hard opiate to help me with the rec. Good call. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/17 "2016-07-19T14:44:56Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > Hmm. Maybe I had a brainstorm for an alternative to the paleo caveman diet. The Pharoah Diet. I could make millions…? PHARAOH! Or maybe it is supposed to be a rouge diet… ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/18 "2016-07-19T14:49:46Z")
Thanks, Nava! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/19 "2016-07-19T17:07:20Z")
I’ve tried that Everclear and Whopper diet-couldn’t post worth shit, either. ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/20 "2016-07-19T18:21:55Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > PHARAOH! No, no. The American Pharoah Diet. You eat like a horse. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247.md?page=2)