# aahopr deit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 18, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247 "2016-07-18T20:55:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/21 "2016-07-19T21:06:14Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I’ve tried that Everclear and Whopper diet-couldn’t post worth shit, either.

Here is the list of items we have available to help us get through year-end:

Regular Bugles  
Cheese Bugles  
Caramel Bugles  
Chewy Spree  
Skittles (traditional)  
Skittles (berry)  
Sour Patch Kids  
Swedish Fish  
Reese’s Mix  
Snyder’s Pretzel pieces in Honey Mustard Onion

It is possible the overload sparked a spontaneous iarouQA

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/22 "2016-07-19T21:33:17Z")

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It’s shortspeak for the god of all insects, The Grasshopper Deity.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/23 "2016-07-19T21:36:39Z")

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Chewy Spree sounds bad. Like a sailor on shore leave that’s encountered something decidedly unwholesome.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/24 "2016-07-19T22:05:19Z")

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Hmm. As any self-respecting Scrabble player knows, aa is a perfectly cromulent word for lava. Lava hopper diet. Off to Hawaii!

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/25 "2016-07-20T01:22:34Z")

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It’s an anagram for Airhead Pot and Pothead Air, both of which I think could apply to the OP. 😃

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/26 "2016-07-20T02:24:58Z")

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It’s the reverse of _Carpe diem_. I believe it means, “To have a lie-in.”

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/27 "2016-07-20T03:01:31Z")

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> [@AskNott](#):
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> It’s shortspeak for the god of all insects, The Grasshopper Deity.

It’s what a 2 year old tells Mom when she asks why he’s eating a locust.

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**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/28 "2016-07-20T04:42:45Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> It’s what a 2 year old tells Mom when she asks why he’s eating a locust.

Don’t be alarmed, parents. It’s a kosher locust.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/29 "2016-07-20T21:01:26Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> It’s an anagram for Airhead Pot and Pothead Air, both of which I think could apply to the OP. 😃

Hee. It’s hard to believe, but I’ve never indulged. 🆒 Not that there’s anyhting wrong with it…

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aahopr-deit/760247/30 "2016-07-20T21:49:22Z")

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> [@Punoqllads](#):
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> Don’t be alarmed, parents. It’s a kosher locust.

Oh, definitely. Be sure to look for the little “u”-in-a-circle on the thorax. We answer to a higher authority.

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