# Aaron Ate Apples... **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 26, 2010, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496 "2010-01-26T09:34:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/1 "2010-01-26T09:34:33Z")
at an Australian arena. ---
**Author:** ![Foldup\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Foldup\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foldup_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/2 "2010-01-26T09:36:00Z")
But Betty brought buckets bearing brilliant blue berries. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/3 "2010-01-26T09:54:40Z")
Cunning chinchillas chase cherry colored cars crookedly. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/4 "2010-01-26T10:21:53Z")
Debutantes disdain dapper dandies donning dirty dungarees. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/5 "2010-01-26T10:48:40Z")
Ewwwww! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/6 "2010-01-26T12:39:28Z")
Francis’ favorite fish is flounder. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/7 "2010-01-26T13:00:00Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Francis’ favorite fish is flounder. [bzzt] Francis’ favorite fish: flounder. (?) Good grief, Graham, green, greeted great guests guilelessly. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/8 "2010-01-26T13:16:54Z")
“Hi!” Hortense hollered horsely here, hearing her hamster heave. ---
**Author:** ![SunSandSuffering](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@SunSandSuffering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunSandSuffering)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/9 "2010-01-26T13:28:17Z")
Illiterate Iain insists interesting inscription is inherently incomprehensible. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/10 "2010-01-26T13:30:37Z")
“I’ll inch it ilsewhere,” Izzie iterated. [mod note]Moved MPSIMS --\> Game Room [/mod note] ---
**Author:** ![JerseyFrank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bcef8e/32.png) [@JerseyFrank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerseyFrank)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/11 "2010-01-26T14:04:28Z")
Jessica’s Jello jiggled just jubiliantly; joyous Jim jerked Johnson, jealously judging Jessie’s jutting jacket jugs. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/12 "2010-01-26T14:21:13Z")
Kari krashed kars kontinually, kontrollably. No? Kyp killed kilowatts. ---
**Author:** ![Rafe\_Hollister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/fbc32d/32.png) [@Rafe\_Hollister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rafe_Hollister)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/13 "2010-01-26T14:23:45Z")
Leon laughed loudly, licking luscious lemonsickles. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/14 "2010-01-26T14:26:03Z")
Marion’s mangled mannerisms make me malicious. ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/15 "2010-01-26T14:35:54Z")
Nathan nattily nuked noobs. ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/16 "2010-01-26T14:47:11Z")
Obama outlaws outrageous options on Oregon oligarchs’ oilfields. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/17 "2010-01-26T14:55:56Z")
Peter Piper peckishly picked pickled peppers. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/18 "2010-01-26T15:20:21Z")
Also, as a public service: “QQ,” quirkily quipped Quigley. ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/19 "2010-01-26T15:57:56Z")
Ricky Raccoon ransacked Robert’s rib-roast, 'round Richards raquetball resort. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/20 "2010-01-26T16:05:52Z")
“So,” said Shirley, smilingly stroking Samuel’s shoulders, “shall Shirley send someone some slow, soft sex?” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496.md?page=2)