# Aaron Ate Apples... **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 26, 2010, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496 "2010-01-26T09:34:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/21 "2010-01-26T16:09:15Z")
To truly test the theory Timmy tugged the tiger’s tail ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/22 "2010-01-26T16:12:46Z")
Timmy’s tiger tale tragically transcended this thing. Terrible! ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/23 "2010-01-26T16:20:28Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Timmy’s tiger tale tragically transcended this thing. Terrible! Too true, too true. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/24 "2010-01-26T16:23:36Z")
Unfortunately, Umberto’s umbrella unfolded upwards. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/25 "2010-01-26T16:37:55Z")
Vinnie vexed vampires vhile violining voraciously. ---
**Author:** ![Foldup\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Foldup\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foldup_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/26 "2010-01-26T16:41:45Z")
Warren warned William while Wendy went walking west. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/27 "2010-01-26T16:44:37Z")
Wee Willie wrongly wants warbling Warren’s wily wife, while waxing Warren wrongly wants witty Willie’s wonderful wife. Woe! ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/28 "2010-01-26T16:46:37Z")
Xavier x-rays xylophones. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/29 "2010-01-26T16:46:45Z")
Xavian x-rayed xenomorphs. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/30 "2010-01-26T16:47:49Z")
(Jinx!) ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/31 "2010-01-26T16:55:52Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > (Jinx!) Well, there aren’t that many x words 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/32 "2010-01-26T17:10:50Z")
Yesterday Yvonne yelled; yearly, you yodel. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/33 "2010-01-26T19:02:16Z")
Zebediah zippered Zack’s zebra. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/34 "2010-01-26T19:16:24Z")
I’d call that a roaring success. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/35 "2010-01-26T21:12:28Z")
Asa asked about astronomical assays. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/36 "2010-01-26T21:20:05Z")
Bob beat betty’s bongos ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/37 "2010-01-26T21:20:55Z")
Angelina bought cropious donuts, every flavor - glazed, hot, inside jelly - knowing life may not offer peace quite readily, since time undoubtedly varies with xenomorphic, yearning zest. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/38 "2010-01-26T21:28:14Z")
> [@Johnny\_Q](#): > > Bob beat betty’s bongos Cheri cheerfully composed cantatas. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/39 "2010-01-27T00:15:15Z")
Dearest Darren doesn’t dare divine Deborah’s desperate dreams, dreading dire, devious delusions. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/40 "2010-01-27T01:28:36Z")
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