# Aaron Ate Apples... **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 26, 2010, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496 "2010-01-26T09:34:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/41 "2010-01-27T01:33:12Z")
Fallon figures fate favors failures. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/42 "2010-01-27T01:42:45Z")
“Goodness!” George gasped, groping Grace’s groin. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/43 "2010-01-27T01:56:37Z")
“Hardy har har!” huffed Harry hoarsley. “He had horrible hygiene. Honestly!” ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/44 "2010-01-27T02:02:24Z")
Henry hit homers handily–his hometown hailed Hank’s heroism…huzzah! eta: Hell! ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/45 "2010-01-27T02:12:59Z")
Idiotic Ivan idolized indeterminate ibexes in Israel. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/46 "2010-01-27T07:05:15Z")
Joe Jauntily Jumps Jed’s Jalopy ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/47 "2010-01-27T07:08:04Z")
Kyle kicked Kevin’s Korean kangaroo. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/48 "2010-01-27T07:29:52Z")
Nate nastily nicked Nancy’s nice nectarines. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/49 "2010-01-27T07:44:19Z")
Oscar operated orthopedics outside Otto’s orifice. ---
**Author:** ![MitzeKatze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@MitzeKatze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MitzeKatze)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/50 "2010-01-27T07:49:16Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Kyle kicked Kevin’s Korean kangaroo. Leon licked lemon lollies, leering lewdly. ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/51 "2010-01-27T08:19:27Z")
“Murder?” Molly mused morbidly. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/52 "2010-01-27T09:42:21Z")
“No,” Nathan nattered nihilistically. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/53 "2010-01-27T12:49:31Z")
Oscar’s only ostrich oiled one orange owl. ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/54 "2010-01-27T13:36:37Z")
Please pass Patricia’s perfectly-prepared pancakes, perchance Peregine’s peppered pork putrifies prohibitively. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/55 "2010-01-27T13:52:46Z")
**Qadgop** queried, quotha, “_que_?” ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/56 "2010-01-27T13:56:40Z")
Riley read rudimentary romances recklessy, riling Rita. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/57 "2010-01-27T14:02:10Z")
“Someone superceded Sarah’s superior submission”, sighed Samantha. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/58 "2010-01-27T14:23:03Z")
Terrace Tony Tanney tried to tickle two tow-headed terrible twos twin Tasmanian twitching terrified tots. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/59 "2010-01-27T14:32:12Z")
Umbert underhandedly unctioned udders unanimously. ---
**Author:** ![SunSandSuffering](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@SunSandSuffering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunSandSuffering)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/60 "2010-01-27T14:35:24Z")
Tom thought “tomorrow (Thursday) Tanya travels transcontinental, that’s the time to telegraph The Times”. ETA: (too late on preview) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496.md?page=4)