# Aaron Ate Apples... **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 26, 2010, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496 "2010-01-26T09:34:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/61 "2010-01-27T14:59:43Z")
“Verily!” Vernon voiciferously vocalized. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/62 "2010-01-27T16:09:24Z")
With wicked witticism, Wanda wrenched Waldo’s whiskers while warbling wordy waltzes. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/63 "2010-01-27T16:16:49Z")
X-rated xmas xeroxes xcite xtians. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/64 "2010-01-27T16:32:48Z")
“Yowza!” yelled Yvonne. “Your yellow yuccas yearn youthfully!” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/65 "2010-01-27T16:59:48Z")
Zoolander zaps zombie zebras. ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/66 "2010-01-27T17:04:47Z")
Aaron’s aardvarks, aasvogels, & aardwolves aahed ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/67 "2010-01-27T17:07:31Z")
Beth begins building baths by bringing bright beads ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/68 "2010-01-27T17:12:04Z")
Crazy Characters cause cryptic confusion. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/69 "2010-01-27T17:18:56Z")
Danielle donates doughnuts during daylight despite drastic drainage. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/70 "2010-01-27T17:21:23Z")
Every elephant eats Easter eggs enthusiastically. ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/71 "2010-01-27T17:38:50Z")
Frankly Frank’s franking freaks Filomena. ---
**Author:** ![MitzeKatze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@MitzeKatze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MitzeKatze)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/72 "2010-01-27T17:39:46Z")
Gravelly graves give Gabe goosebumps. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/73 "2010-01-27T17:44:27Z")
“How horrible his hemerrhoids!” huffed Hillary. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/74 "2010-01-27T19:08:44Z")
Icabod inserted indigo icicles into Inez’s igloo. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/75 "2010-01-27T19:42:41Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Icabod inserted indigo icicles into Inez’s igloo. That sounds painful. Julie jacked Jack’s jawbone jubilantly. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/76 "2010-01-27T19:51:25Z")
Kangaroos: Kathy’s kinky kitchen kitsch. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/77 "2010-01-27T19:54:03Z")
Latino Louise loved lothario Larry’s lanquid language logistics. ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/78 "2010-01-27T20:04:57Z")
“Motherfu\*\*er,” Millie mouthed, “My mistakes multiply.” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/79 "2010-01-27T20:36:24Z")
Nora’s noodles need Ned’s nocturnal nematodes ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/80 "2010-01-27T20:37:58Z")
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