# Aaron Ate Apples... **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 26, 2010, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496 "2010-01-26T09:34:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/81 "2010-01-27T20:41:52Z")
“Probably,” Patsy pondered, “persimmons planted properly produce plump produce.” ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/82 "2010-01-27T20:42:42Z")
Paul perused Penelope’s purple persimmons. EDIT: Rats! Rebel’s reply rightfully ripped. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/83 "2010-01-27T21:41:23Z")
Shoot, Sam’s slinky slinked silently South. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/84 "2010-01-27T22:21:14Z")
Many monkeys messily masticate meals. No proper name. So nyaah! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/85 "2010-01-27T22:54:33Z")
Nazi narwhals nicked Nana’s nutritious nutria nutbread. ETA: Wait, I’m confused. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/86 "2010-01-27T23:11:46Z")
I think we’re on “T” guys. Twenty-two terrific tumblers tugged Twixes towards tumescent twilight towers. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/87 "2010-01-28T00:17:44Z")
Ugh! Under-used unicorns ultimately uncovered ultra unctuous universe. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/88 "2010-01-28T02:34:53Z")
Verily, various vicious vicissitudes vouchsafe vile vows. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/89 "2010-01-28T03:05:07Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > ETA: Wait, I’m confused. An unwritten rule is that you can’t think overmuch before pressing send. Otherwise you’ll be behind in the alphabet. We wonder why Winifred won’t work with widowed women. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/90 "2010-01-28T10:38:40Z")
Xanthippe xeroxed xanthochromic xylographs. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/91 "2010-01-28T14:13:21Z")
Youthful yearlings yanked yearning Yolanda’s young yams. ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/92 "2010-01-28T18:48:18Z")
Zany Zana zinged zoo’s zebra. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/93 "2010-01-28T18:51:53Z")
A big cat descended, entering Ft. Gray, hauling its jenny… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/94 "2010-01-28T19:38:57Z")
> [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > A big cat descended, entering Ft. Gray, hauling its jenny… An agry Angora ascended, amassing Anahein, a-carrying an aardvark ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/95 "2010-01-28T20:06:49Z")
Brave Brittany bought basic brown bananas before burying black bistro brulee. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/96 "2010-01-28T20:12:10Z")
Chicken Charlie chortled, charging Cheri change. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/97 "2010-01-28T20:12:28Z")
Carl’s constant cravings caused Celia consternation. ETA: David’s daring deeds defied Deities. ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/98 "2010-01-28T21:42:45Z")
Edward evilly earns effervescent equanimity ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/99 "2010-01-28T22:14:53Z")
Fricaseeing for forty French from fjords forces furious frenzy. Fortunately, former Finland fan fortifies fens. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/100 "2010-01-28T23:41:50Z")
Gerald’s ghonoread gonad grew gruesomely green. George’s grumpy glare gave Gerald gas. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496.md?page=6)