# Aaron Ate Apples... **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 26, 2010, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496 "2010-01-26T09:34:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/101 "2010-01-28T23:51:30Z")
Happy Horatio handles hankerchiefs hanging horizontally. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/102 "2010-01-29T01:51:52Z")
Irving itches inconveniently inbetween innings. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/103 "2010-01-29T15:46:44Z")
Jonathan Jones joyfully joins James’s Junk Jook Joint Junction. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/104 "2010-01-29T16:57:02Z")
Koalas know kookaburras kick kangaroos’ keisters. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/105 "2010-01-29T17:10:40Z")
Loud Larry lasciviously likes little ladies ETA: hope you don’t mind that I join this game too! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/106 "2010-01-29T17:48:46Z")
**otternell** , you’re welcome wherever you go. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/107 "2010-01-29T17:50:09Z")
Mindfully Mike makes messes Mabel must mend Thanks faithfool! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/108 "2010-01-29T18:08:47Z")
“Never nibble nuked nachos,” Neville nattered. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/109 "2010-01-29T18:47:18Z")
Ralph’s raging runaway rooster really ran Roxie Rocket’s red rabbit ragged. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/110 "2010-01-29T19:18:40Z")
Osric obtusely opened Oscar’s oven. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/111 "2010-01-29T19:24:51Z")
What happened to P? Pleasing Perry prettily played phony ponies posthumously. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/112 "2010-01-29T19:30:27Z")
Queen Quentin’s quite quietly quaffing quaaludes ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/113 "2010-01-29T20:25:14Z")
Sister Sue said “Seriously Sam, stop slurping soup.” So Sam said “Sister Sue, seriously, so some suckers slurp soup; stop saying suggestions so sanctimoniously.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/114 "2010-02-02T14:40:33Z")
Timid tearfully Tammy Tune thoughtfully tangled two taupe tutus ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/115 "2010-02-02T16:32:39Z")
Ulani uselessly upended unfilled ungent urns ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/116 "2010-02-02T18:05:32Z")
Victor vigilantly vilifies violent violet vultures. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/117 "2010-02-02T19:16:31Z")
Wendy wastefully waxed wide wagon wheels with white wine. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/118 "2010-02-02T19:44:56Z")
Xander X-rayed xylophones. ---
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/119 "2010-02-02T20:05:31Z")
Yikes ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aaron-ate-apples/526496/120 "2010-02-02T20:34:03Z")
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