# AARP Chinese Style MPSIMS: Man’s Penis Surely Is Much Stronger **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 17, 2005, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aarp-chinese-style-mpsims-man-s-penis-surely-is-much-stronger/294903 "2005-03-17T01:40:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aarp-chinese-style-mpsims-man-s-penis-surely-is-much-stronger/294903/1 "2005-03-17T01:40:52Z")
Confusedest say: It’s not the size of the shrimp roll - but the brawn of the prawn. Talk about your well developed baby arm. There’s not much I can add to [this story on Anavova](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1318640.html) (and blurbed in today’s NY Post) - About a 55-year old man (well, obviously) from Harbin city: > [@](#): > > A chinese man has lifted a 75kg _(+/- 165#)_ barbell for 10 seconds - with his penis At 55! This guy’s been doing power lifts with his dick for 33 years - Take that Giambi. ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aarp-chinese-style-mpsims-man-s-penis-surely-is-much-stronger/294903/2 "2005-03-17T03:34:56Z")
I occasionally try to balence a towel on my penis, but that’s nothing compared to this guy. But how strong is woman’s penis? ---
**Author:** ![Skellington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Skellington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skellington)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aarp-chinese-style-mpsims-man-s-penis-surely-is-much-stronger/294903/3 "2005-03-17T03:46:45Z")
I’ve seen alot but… wow. I’ve been amazed by guys tricks before but never anything even remotely near that! …WOW. On a vugar note: he could earn a fortune doing demonstrations. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aarp-chinese-style-mpsims-man-s-penis-surely-is-much-stronger/294903/4 "2005-03-17T04:08:50Z")
This is why Jack Black advocates doing cock push-ups 😉 Hold a towel with it? Ha! I can _throw_ the towel with mine 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aarp-chinese-style-mpsims-man-s-penis-surely-is-much-stronger/294903/5 "2005-03-17T05:09:38Z")
> [@Incubus](#): > > Hold a towel with it? Ha! I can _throw_ the towel with mine 😃 [Vader] Impressive. _Most_ impressive. [/Vader] ---
**Author:** ![Etherman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Etherman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etherman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aarp-chinese-style-mpsims-man-s-penis-surely-is-much-stronger/294903/6 "2005-03-17T07:22:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Zhan, from Harbin city, Helongjiang province, said the skill is a branch of Kung Fu, which is exclusive to his family. > [@](#): > > Zhan, 55, says his father taught him the skill I _so_ do not want to know the backstory here. ---
**Author:** ![Cynical\_Optimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Cynical\_Optimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cynical_Optimist)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aarp-chinese-style-mpsims-man-s-penis-surely-is-much-stronger/294903/7 "2005-03-17T14:04:00Z")
> [@Etherman](#): > > I _so_ do not want to know the backstory here. Grasshoppah, when you can take the pebble from my… _err, better not._ Maybe he can sign up when _Puppetry of the Penis_ goes to China. Google that one yourself, I’m not linking to it. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aarp-chinese-style-mpsims-man-s-penis-surely-is-much-stronger/294903/8 "2005-03-17T15:34:46Z")
> [@Cynical Optimist](#): > > Maybe he can sign up when _Puppetry of the Penis_ goes to China. Google that one yourself, I’m not linking to it. I thought it was penis origami. > [@etherman](#): > > I so do not want to know the backstory here. The first thing that _popped_ in to my _head_ was: Whacks On…Whacks Off.