# Abandon hope all ye who click on this link **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 16, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116 "2007-03-16T01:00:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/1 "2007-03-16T01:00:47Z")
Yo, For all those times the SDMB has caused me grief, consider it even. [Can you handle it?](http://www.santasm.net/). NSFW. Extremely disturbing. Dont click it. You’ve been warned. Best wishes, Auto payback’s a bitch ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/2 "2007-03-16T01:02:01Z")
I abandoned hope a long time ago. What have I got to lose. About to click. edit: Having clicked on the link I am now officially unsure what to think. edit2: But I will be sending the link to my work colleagues. ---
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/3 "2007-03-16T01:11:23Z")
OK! Hey! So, who can talk me through a self-lobotomy? ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/4 "2007-03-16T01:18:20Z")
Exactly what kind of disturbing is it? Are there blood and guts? I can’t handle blood and guts. Or vomiting. Or other kinds of bodily fluids. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/5 "2007-03-16T01:19:30Z")
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee] Exactly what kind of disturbing is it? Are there blood and guts? I can’t handle blood and guts. Or vomiting. Or other kinds of bodily fluids. [/QUOTE] Umm.. it’s not gory. If I had to call it anything, I’d say surreally sexually disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/6 "2007-03-16T01:19:33Z")
Okey dokey… ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/7 "2007-03-16T01:25:14Z")
What…was…that? I’m not sure if the emotion I’m experiencing at this point is “disturbed.” It’s somewhere between :eek: and 😕. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/8 "2007-03-16T01:25:20Z")
Didn’t work for me; just a big box with a small X. What am I supposed to be seeing? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/9 "2007-03-16T01:31:38Z")
Nothing a little Clorox eye rinse won’t cure. Off I go, then. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/10 "2007-03-16T01:34:48Z")
[QUOTE=Baldwin] Didn’t work for me; just a big box with a small X. What am I supposed to be seeing? [/QUOTE] A thin man sucking a fat man’s boob. Yummy ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/11 "2007-03-16T01:36:47Z")
Hm. Just… Hm. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/12 "2007-03-16T02:18:52Z")
Oh, _quelle_ trauma. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/13 "2007-03-16T02:47:13Z")
Meh, I’ve seen worse. It doesn’t work if your _trying_ to be freaky ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/14 "2007-03-16T03:39:05Z")
Well. It made my brow furrow hard enough that I’m now considering botox. Thanks, **Auto**. You weird little monkey. ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2007, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abandon-hope-all-ye-who-click-on-this-link/396116/15 "2007-03-16T05:53:00Z")
WTF was that song?