# Abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz/741301>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2015, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz/741301 "2015-12-24T22:42:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz/741301/1 "2015-12-24T22:42:48Z")

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Happy No “L”!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz/741301/2 "2015-12-24T22:44:14Z")

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Hee, hee 😃

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz/741301/3 "2015-12-25T08:38:17Z")

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yes but how does it translate into cthulian?

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz/741301/4 "2015-12-25T10:28:08Z")

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Merry Christmas, Christians and fellow-travelers!

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz/741301/5 "2015-12-25T11:41:44Z")

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> [@guestchaz](#):
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> yes but how does it translate into cthulian?

Iä! Iä! Kringle fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nfah Kringle Nort’pol wgah’nagl fhtagn!

Hail! Hail! Kringle Dreams! In his house at the North Pole, dead Kringle waits dreaming!

[Now, to get us all in the mood, here’s a song about Kringle’s little helpers: “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fish-Men”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tTHn2tHhcI) ([Other site.](http://www.cthulhulives.org/solstice/fish-menplayer.html))

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz/741301/6 "2015-12-25T13:50:59Z")

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HAH! that was awesome, thank you:D

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**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz/741301/7 "2015-12-25T14:07:57Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Happy No “L”!

This is very clever!

MCHNY;)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz/741301/8 "2015-12-25T15:43:35Z")

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Abcdefghijknopqrstuvwxyz

L&M got kicked out for smoking.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz/741301/9 "2015-12-25T17:11:55Z")

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Joyeux Noel! Feliz Navidad! Mele Kalikimaka! Kala Christouyenna! Merry Christmas!

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz/741301/10 "2015-12-25T19:33:31Z")

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“Cower, puny mortals!”

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz/741301/11 "2015-12-25T20:43:10Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> **Abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz!**
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> Happy No “L”!

> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> Abcdefghijknopqrstuvwxyz
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> L&M got kicked out for smoking.

Little Johnny said to the teacher, “I need to go to the bathroom!”

The teacher said, “Okay, but before you can go, you must stand up in front of the class and recite the alphabet.”

Little Johnny said, “Okay…ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.”

The teacher looked confused and said, “Where’s the P?”

_“It’s running down my leg!!!”_

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2015, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz/741301/12 "2015-12-27T04:31:15Z")

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(90°-C[sub]1[/sub])(90°-C[sub]2[/sub])(90°-C[sub]3[/sub])...(90°-C[sub]n[/sub])
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                 2u

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The complements of the C’s on 2u!
