# Abercrombie & Fitch Girls t-shirt: "Who Needs Brains When You Have These?" (Breasts) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 4, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519 "2005-11-04T18:51:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/21 "2005-11-04T20:16:42Z")
You could wear one of these in opposition to it: [http://www.aberzombie.com/](http://www.aberzombie.com/) ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/22 "2005-11-04T20:17:52Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > As a D-girl to an A-girl, hold your head high. And keep your back straight, too, because, you know, you _can_ - you should my horrible posture caused by these stupid fat sacks. And forget my old favourite pasttimes from when I was a girl: gymnastics? Skateboarding? Running? I could do them if I was willing to knock myself out cold on a regular basis. Both sides of the fence have it “tough” from men… I’m willing to bet that for every fool that’s overlooked you because of your smaller set, have overlooked me, saying, “More than a mouthful/handful is a waste.” And not one of those men, on either side of the fence, ever saw our brains, or our hearts. They just wanted to get laid. :smack: > > Trade ya? 😃 From one C to D cup girl to another, we’re kicking you out of the club. I’m not going to lie, having big tits kicks ass. I love 'em and wouldn’t trade 'em for the world. Luckily for me, hubby feels the same way. Anyway, the shirt’s not offensive to this chick. It’s also not funny, but that’s a whole other issue. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/23 "2005-11-04T20:24:19Z")
I saw a girl at the mall wearing a shirt that said “Voted Most Flexible By Your Boyfriend.” And yet, if I called her a whore, I bet she’d get offended. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/24 "2005-11-04T20:26:26Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > She can sit down next to me while I’m in my plain T-shirt any day. Another good shirt might be: SHE’S WITH STUPID =============\> (Or “he’s” with stupid, if your prefer.) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/25 "2005-11-04T20:29:33Z")
I wonder if the people organizing this “girlcott”\* are getting any money from A&F. For the amount of pulicity they’re generating, they should be. \*what the evening news said they were calling this protest. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/26 "2005-11-04T20:29:38Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > I saw a girl at the mall wearing a shirt that said “Voted Most Flexible By Your Boyfriend.” And yet, if I called her a whore, I bet she’d get offended. Well yeah. :smack: Cuz it’s a t-shirt… and like, a joke. Duh! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/27 "2005-11-04T20:31:20Z")
> [@js\_africanus](#): > > Another good shirt might be: > > SHE’S WITH STUPID > =============\> > > (Or “he’s” with stupid, if your prefer.) Actually, there is one that says, “I’M NOT WITH STUPID ANYMORE.” ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/28 "2005-11-04T20:31:21Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > I saw a girl at the mall wearing a shirt that said “Voted Most Flexible By Your Boyfriend.” And yet, if I called her a whore, I bet she’d get offended. [Beavis] She’s not a whore…she doesn’t charge for it. She’s a slut. [/Beavis] ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/29 "2005-11-04T20:41:47Z")
They have a t-shirt that simply says “Inquire Inside”. It seems different from all the others which are designed to get a reaction out of people. Actually I kind of like it and thinking of getting one. In the spirit of introspection and all. Or am I missing something? Is there a more crass meaning to this that I’m not getting? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/30 "2005-11-04T20:49:11Z")
> [@moonstarssun](#): > > I’d wear that shirt! If I wore the OP shirt it would just be kind of…sad. I think you could get away with either. Although I’d prefer you with neither. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BuckyDoneGun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@BuckyDoneGun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckyDoneGun)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/31 "2005-11-04T20:51:36Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > Trade ya? 😃 We should totally trade for a day 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/32 "2005-11-04T20:58:36Z")
> [@BuckyDoneGun](#): > > We should totally trade for a day 😛 Then it’s official: I’m out of the D cup club, you’re in; I’m taking to the uneven bars, and you get to lug the jugs around. Whee! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/33 "2005-11-04T21:08:53Z")
> [@Carnac the Magnificent!](#): > > I imagine that t-shirt would catch on as much as: Small penises rock! Well, more than a mouthful is a waste, you know… :o ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/34 "2005-11-04T21:11:12Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > Then it’s official: I’m out of the D cup club, you’re in; I’m taking to the uneven bars, and you get to lug the jugs around. > > Whee! So then… I’m flirting with the wrong person? Hrmph! And yes, I have made my [opinion](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=293051) on the subject known. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/35 "2005-11-04T21:21:36Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > So then… > > I’m flirting with the wrong person? Hrmph! > > And yes, I have made my [opinion](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=293051) on the subject known. Hey, cool, I sounded off in that thread too (post 35), and I was wishing for tiny titties back then, too. 😛 Can’t be helped, really. Was born this way. Got 'em from my Dad, so he says. And I’m not too into the surgery thing, even if it was for a reduction… unless the doctor told me it was seriously affecting my health (and who knows? In the coming years, maybe they will be too much for my spine?) I won’t go under the knife. I just keep 'em in their slings and try to make sure the headlights are pointing in the right direction, doing pushup after vain pushup, hoping to make them perky. ~sigh. Ah well. My husband likes them. ---
**Author:** ![Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnac_the_Magnificent)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/36 "2005-11-04T21:21:49Z")
> [@UrbanChic](#): > > From one C to D cup girl to another, we’re kicking you out of the club. I’m not going to lie, having big tits kicks ass. Kicks ass? You’re married, for christ sakes. The KA factor has to be downgraded by at least 6 points on the Techtonic Tit Scale. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![La\_Llorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@La\_Llorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/La_Llorona)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/37 "2005-11-04T21:42:16Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > They have a t-shirt that simply says “Inquire Inside”. > > It seems different from all the others which are designed to get a reaction out of people. Actually I kind of like it and thinking of getting one. In the spirit of introspection and all. Or am I missing something? Is there a more crass meaning to this that I’m not getting? I’m not positive, but if my filthy mind is any indication, then yes, there is a more crass meaning to this that you’re not getting… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/38 "2005-11-04T22:19:08Z")
As a sort of opposite to the one in the OP, one of my friends (who’s asian) has a tshirt saying “I will not love you long time”, which just cracks me up 😛 As regards the whole breast size thing, I tend to prefer women with a C or less (or at least, that’s what I guess their size to be 😉 ). Just because the look of a women running with her chest bouncing all over the place looks ew to me. My male friends disagree :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/39 "2005-11-04T22:20:14Z")
Wom **a** n. Bah. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519/40 "2005-11-04T23:02:24Z")
[QUOTE=js\_africanus] A-cups rock! (Now, there’s a great t-shirt slogan, because it’s funny _and_ true.) QUOTE] Amen! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abercrombie-fitch-girls-t-shirt-who-needs-brains-when-you-have-these-breasts/329519.md?page=3)