# Abortion-clinic picketers. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 6, 2011, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935 "2011-05-06T05:57:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 91
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1801 "2011-05-19T21:54:47Z")
> [@classyladyhp](#): > > Watch what you say to me you sarcastic, pretentious, retarded, vulgar lunatic? Go take your meds pronto. She will send them to you via UPS. Rushed delivery!!! šŸ˜ƒ Also, is she asking a question? Is there some veiled threat in there? Will she ship _herself to you_ via UPS and spit in your eye? The possibilities are endless! ---
**Author:** ![classyladyhp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@classyladyhp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/classyladyhp)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1802 "2011-05-19T21:56:04Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > She will send them to you via UPS. Rushed delivery!!! > šŸ˜ƒ Got the midol yet twit? You and the other one are too dumb to realize what I meant by that statement. Itā€™s not my fault you werenā€™t in line when the brains got handed out. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1803 "2011-05-19T21:56:58Z")
Please, tell me again how Iā€™m on my period. That one is my favorite! ---
**Author:** ![classyladyhp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@classyladyhp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/classyladyhp)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1804 "2011-05-19T21:57:56Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Yeah, I bet a pansy-ass pseudo-fascist like you wishes all kinds of things you donā€™t like were illegal. It would save you all that mental confusion if everyone smarter than you was just thrown in jail. > > And youā€™d have the whole planet to yourself. You make certain dictators seem like nice guys. ---
**Author:** ![classyladyhp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@classyladyhp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/classyladyhp)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1805 "2011-05-19T21:58:59Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > Please, tell me again how Iā€™m on my period. That one is my favorite! Canā€™t you tell by now. Gosh pro-choicers are immature. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1806 "2011-05-19T22:00:12Z")
Yeah, and pro-whatever the fuck you are-ers craft such eloquent and finely layered jokes. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1807 "2011-05-19T22:00:15Z")
Right, cause fascists are just famous for trusting the judgment of the individual and respecting individual liberty and privacy and not imposing the will of the government anymore than necessary. ---
**Author:** ![classyladyhp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@classyladyhp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/classyladyhp)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1808 "2011-05-19T22:00:30Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > Seriously guys, whose sock is she? It has to be a joke, because it sure is fucking hilarious. Fruit of the Loom. ---
**Author:** ![Pullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Pullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pullet)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1809 "2011-05-19T22:00:49Z")
My culturally conditioned root-for-the-underdog reflex is making me want to support **classyladyhp**. I think I have to go kill myself now. ---
**Author:** ![classyladyhp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@classyladyhp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/classyladyhp)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1810 "2011-05-19T22:01:59Z")
Let them have their fun. They have so little after all. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1811 "2011-05-19T22:10:53Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > Please, tell me again how Iā€™m on my period. That one is my favorite! You do know that only selfish auld bitches get a period, right? God-fearing morally upright women donā€™t have periods, because they are either pregnant all the time (adding more ā€˜happinessā€™ to the world) or theyā€™re breastfeeding their precious zygotes. Or something like that. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1812 "2011-05-19T22:16:58Z")
**CLHP** any thoughts about how risky a pregnancy needs to be before abortion is justifiable? Iā€™d really appreciate hearing your thoughts on this issue. I have asked nicely, clarified the question and asked again. Please answer, preferably with more than a sentence. Feel free to expand on your reasoning and give cites for evidence supporting your view if you wish. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1813 "2011-05-19T22:18:02Z")
Just how _ **do** _ we know that **classyladyhp** is female? Just because they say they are? Iā€™m inclining more and more to the idea that this poster actually IS a teenage male, doing this trollery for fun, in spite of their claims to be female. One clue is that a person who claims to have two university degrees uses the English language so poorly. With the kind of education they claim their insults should certainly be more creative. Another clue is that when I once before referred to classy with a gender-neutral term, they went ballistic. Seems I hit a raw nerve, and classy was afraid of discovery. And finally, classy never has, to my knowledge, referred to family. No spouse, no kids, and so on. Sounds to me like someone who isnā€™t old enough to have them. Or, alternately, is so unpleasant IRL that nobody will have them. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1814 "2011-05-19T22:27:32Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > And finally, classy never has, to my knowledge, referred to family. No spouse, no kids, and so on. Sounds to me like someone who isnā€™t old enough to have them. Or, alternately, is so unpleasant IRL that nobody will have them. Somewhere, way back in the murky depths of this thread, I seem to recall him/her mentioning a previous pregnancy, but there is no fucking way in hell Iā€™m going to trawl back to find the post. If anybody else wants to have at itā€¦knock yerself out. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1815 "2011-05-19T22:28:13Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > One clue is that a person who claims to have two university degreesā€¦ She claimed to have two university degrees? I must have not been able to perceive that post since the concept of her with higher education is so utterly alien, the way some people think Incas couldnā€™t see Spanish galleons. ---
**Author:** ![heatmiserfl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@heatmiserfl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heatmiserfl)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1816 "2011-05-19T22:33:29Z")
You know what? This thread has convinced me that Iā€™m not pro-choice. I really am pro-abortion. All I need to do is think of a way to make a profit and great commercial. How about, ā€œBirth control is for pansies. Walk on the wild side, then get an abortion at We Hate Babies abortion clinic. We have great waiting rooms with large screen TVs and message chairs. Our kind and friendly staff will make you feel at home! Speaking of which, our mafia-trained body guards, will give you the escort security you expect from a high class clinic. Have your first abortion here and your next one is half price. Discounts for recruiting your friends are also available. Donā€™t wait. Or wait. We donā€™t care!ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1817 "2011-05-19T22:39:44Z")
> [@classyladyhp](#): > > Watch what you say to me you sarcastic, pretentious, retarded, vulgar lunatic? Go take your meds pronto. > Oh noes whoa is me. Little Brat called me a female body part. Why on earth should I watch what I say to you? Are you going to hunt me down? Are you going to tell on me? What possible consequence could there be to my insulting you? You are nothing to me or anyone else in this thread. At this point the only reason people are interacting with you is to provoke a response from youā€“and guess what? Itā€™s working! You are entertaining the hell out of us with your little outbursts and complaints. Now that Trump is out of the running for President, someone has to fill that role. ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1818 "2011-05-19T22:55:54Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > Somewhere, way back in the murky depths of this thread, I seem to recall him/her mentioning a previous pregnancy, but there is no fucking way in hell Iā€™m going to trawl back to find the post. > > If anybody else wants to have at itā€¦knock yerself out. šŸ˜› You are correct. Iā€™m not looking for it either but I remember it and the basic nature of the comment. A very traumatic personal reason for feeling so strongly about this issue. Speculating about age is pretty pointless. Who cares. ---
**Author:** ![classyladyhp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@classyladyhp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/classyladyhp)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1819 "2011-05-19T22:58:09Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > Just how _ **do** _ we know that **classyladyhp** is female? Just because they say they are? Iā€™m inclining more and more to the idea that this poster actually IS a teenage male, doing this trollery for fun, in spite of their claims to be female. > > One clue is that a person who claims to have two university degrees uses the English language so poorly. With the kind of education they claim their insults should certainly be more creative. > > Another clue is that when I once before referred to classy with a gender-neutral term, they went ballistic. Seems I hit a raw nerve, and classy was afraid of discovery. > > And finally, classy never has, to my knowledge, referred to family. No spouse, no kids, and so on. Sounds to me like someone who isnā€™t old enough to have them. Or, alternately, is so unpleasant IRL that nobody will have them. Hi Sherlock, Hercule Poirot, Miss Marple etc. You should do something about that paranoid schizophrenia. You really should. Iā€™ll send you my university transcripts as well as my various scholarships. Iā€™m not male. You are an idiot. That is all. I have referred to family but you are too lazy to look up my posts. I have also referred to my pregnancies. ---
**Author:** ![classyladyhp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@classyladyhp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/classyladyhp)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935/1820 "2011-05-19T22:59:09Z")
> [@cosmosdan](#): > > You are correct. Iā€™m not looking for it either but I remember it and the basic nature of the comment. A very traumatic personal reason for feeling so strongly about this issue. > > Speculating about age is pretty pointless. Who cares. Yes I did have a traumatic experience. Feel free to make fun of that as well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935.md?page=90) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortion-clinic-picketers/580935.md?page=92)