# Abortionplex

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortionplex/582617>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 20, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortionplex/582617 "2011-05-20T20:52:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortionplex/582617/1 "2011-05-20T20:52:37Z")

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[Planned Parenthood $8 billion Abortionplex is now open!](http://www.theonion.com/articles/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex,20476/)

[Reaction from Facebook](http://i.imgur.com/p4CFW.png)

I’m not sure which is funnier.

Also:

“The fruit of abortion is nuclear war”

“Buying contraception, which is a silent abortion…”

Really?!?  
Hint: Look at where the link goes to.😃

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortionplex/582617/2 "2011-05-20T21:08:08Z")

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Oh come on, “Planned Parenthood’s Auschwitz” is pretty damn funny.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortionplex/582617/3 "2011-05-20T21:15:03Z")

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Is May “Abortion Month” or something? What’s with all the abortion threads?

Well, I guess it’s appropriate that “abortion month” would be a few months after “rape month”. I can’t wait to see what’s in store for June!

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortionplex/582617/4 "2011-05-20T21:25:03Z")

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June is “Shotgun Wedding Month” for those who procrastinated getting to the Abortionplex.

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**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortionplex/582617/5 "2011-05-21T02:15:40Z")

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> [@EvilTOJ](#):
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> June is “Shotgun Wedding Month” for those who procrastinated getting to the Abortionplex.

If this board had that horrible “props” system, this post would get mad props from me. Or a “like” on Facebook.

I wonder if people ever even look at what the source of the links they click on even are? Or even click on them, just read headlines and get all :mad:

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortionplex/582617/6 "2011-05-21T03:28:09Z")

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The satire is strong in that story! How stupid do you have to be to not know what The Onion is at this point? Take a look at a few of their headlines - this isn’t the BBC News, people.

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortionplex/582617/7 "2011-05-21T05:37:29Z")

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That picture’s from the LA Convention Center. Nice place. Could do a lot of abortions in there

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abortionplex/582617/8 "2011-05-21T05:51:33Z")

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The onion article is obviously the Onion, but I think the facebook screencap is real. People actually are that stupid. This will probably end up on Fox News before it’s over.
