# Absolutely ATROCIOUS beef and gravy pie **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 26, 2017, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/absolutely-atrocious-beef-and-gravy-pie/789895 "2017-06-26T07:40:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/absolutely-atrocious-beef-and-gravy-pie/789895/41 "2017-06-27T05:50:45Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > May the Lord bless and keep you; > May the Lord make his face to shine upon you and be gracious unto you; > May the Lord turn his face toward you and give you peace. Why did you research Priesthood tech? Bronze Working is more important. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/absolutely-atrocious-beef-and-gravy-pie/789895/42 "2017-06-27T10:28:44Z")
Surely the Book of Common Prayer has a pie-related benediction? I mean, c’mon, try a bit harder. May the Lord feed and fatten you; May the Lord make his crust to shine and glisten with egg-glaze, and give gravy unto you; May the Lord turn his plate toward you and give you peas. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/absolutely-atrocious-beef-and-gravy-pie/789895/43 "2017-06-27T10:29:00Z")
> [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](#): > > Olive oil? Garlic? Tomato paste? Chili? That’s not cultural appropriation it’s sacrilege. Would you believe I originally got that recipe from the BBC? All I really did was Americanize the measurements. (It’s delicious, BTW.) ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/absolutely-atrocious-beef-and-gravy-pie/789895/44 "2017-06-27T12:07:09Z")
> [@dude\_robert](#): > > I just thought it would be interesting to know, so that everyone can be on the lookout for the nasty fake beef and gravy pies. You wanted to set up a global treasure hunt for a specific offer of “nasty fake beef and gravy pies”? What’s our prize for finding them? And don’t you think you left the field a bit too open? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/absolutely-atrocious-beef-and-gravy-pie/789895/45 "2017-06-27T12:21:31Z")
> [@dude\_robert](#): > > Well, whatever. I just thought it would be interesting to know, so that everyone can be on the lookout for the nasty fake beef and gravy pies. Nasty, fake pieses. We hates them, we do! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/absolutely-atrocious-beef-and-gravy-pie/789895/46 "2017-06-27T12:44:26Z")
So what was the brand? Sara Lee? Marie Callender’s? Banquet? Dr. Oetker’s? Local grocery knockoff? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/absolutely-atrocious-beef-and-gravy-pie/789895/47 "2017-06-27T13:08:40Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > So what was the brand? Sara Lee? Marie Callender’s? Banquet? Dr. Oetker’s? Local grocery knockoff? Don’t spoil the fun! ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/absolutely-atrocious-beef-and-gravy-pie/789895/48 "2017-06-27T14:24:54Z")
I’ve been going through a few stress issues lately in my life. Somehow I feel a little bit better knowing that **dude robert** got all fucked up over some meat pie. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/absolutely-atrocious-beef-and-gravy-pie/789895/49 "2017-06-27T14:38:09Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > I’ve been going through a few stress issues lately in my life. > > Somehow I feel a little bit better knowing that **dude robert** got all fucked up over some meat pie. I’m thinking the meat pie was after the fact. **dude robert** is like the little brother of the SDMB. He gets away with shit because it’s cute when he tosses food all over the forum floors from his high chair. I say we just keep picking it up and enjoy watching him grow. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/absolutely-atrocious-beef-and-gravy-pie/789895/50 "2017-06-27T17:36:24Z")
I feel like this is as good a place as any to make a confession: \*\*I ate two beef patties from 7/11 and I liked them. \*\*There, I said it. I’ve probably made fun of 7/11 eaters here before, and I’ve damn sure given them and the lotto ticket buyers the stinkeye, but damn if 7/11 beef patties aren’t even better than the ones at most of the Jamaican bakeries around here! \*\*:eek: \*\* ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2017, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/absolutely-atrocious-beef-and-gravy-pie/789895/51 "2017-06-27T17:40:24Z")
I can’t stop thinking, “When come back, bring pie.” Yes, I’m old. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/absolutely-atrocious-beef-and-gravy-pie/789895.md?page=2)