# Abstinence from Sexual Activity Until Marriage: Now U.S. Government Policy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abstinence-from-sexual-activity-until-marriage-now-u-s-government-policy/353042>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 17, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abstinence-from-sexual-activity-until-marriage-now-u-s-government-policy/353042 "2006-04-17T18:57:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Jotun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@Jotun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jotun)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abstinence-from-sexual-activity-until-marriage-now-u-s-government-policy/353042/121 "2006-05-11T00:58:15Z")

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> [@catsix](#):
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> Well see now this is why every sex ed course should teach kids that the condom goes on the OTHER head.

…and here I thought nobody listened to people who weren’t seasoned veterans of the SDMB. Thanks for the laugh catsix 😃

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abstinence-from-sexual-activity-until-marriage-now-u-s-government-policy/353042/122 "2006-05-11T02:29:18Z")

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> [@bup](#):
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> Unless the mutual masturbators are the same sex. Then it leads to AIDS.
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> OK, that’s not in there, but I think it’s true.

But if you do it alone, you go blind. I did it, I wear glasses, Oh shit!

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