# Abusive relationships? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 4, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956 "2012-12-04T14:29:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/61 "2012-12-05T06:39:58Z")
> [@missyzilly](#): > > you are not happy about this topic. > [@Lemur866](#): > > Why do you say you are not happy about this topic? > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Tell me more about not happy about this topic. > [@Alpine](#): > > And how does not happy about this topic make you feel? > > (oh, wait…) Who the hell invited **fucking _Eliza_** to this conversation? > [@Guinastasia](#): > > (If I’m be whooshed, never mind. :smack:) There are _lots_ of people wanting to ‘whoosh’, you, **Guinnie** , dear (most of them named ‘nonny’, but whatever). A :smack: is _totally_ inappropriate, and _will_ not be tolerated\*! \*[sub]unless it’s _you_ smacking _me_!!![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/62 "2012-12-05T08:11:20Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > Who the hell invited **fucking _Eliza_** to this conversation? Why do you ask who invited Eliza into this conversation? ---
**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/63 "2012-12-05T12:02:09Z")
missyzilly, let’s go over this slowly, since most people here don’t want to. You posted your question in the wrong forum. This is a case where you want advice. You need to post such a question in the forum called In My Humble Opinion (IMHO). The BBQ Pit is not a forum where you can expect to get good advice. You might want to consider asking a moderator to close this thread and then you can open a new thread in IMHO with the same question. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/64 "2012-12-05T12:17:51Z")
You really believe she wants advice? I’m with the camp that this is just more trolling. Apparently, it’s a might large camp. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/65 "2012-12-05T14:31:39Z")
I never knew VunderBob was ugly. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/66 "2012-12-05T14:54:17Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > I never knew VunderBob was ugly. [Judge for yourself](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/25742.html)… ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/67 "2012-12-05T14:56:40Z")
Tell me more about fucking Eliza. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/68 "2012-12-05T14:58:56Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > [Judge for yourself](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/25742.html)… Compared to me you are Mr. Universe. I hope Misszilly never lays eyes on me. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/69 "2012-12-05T15:12:47Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > [Judge for yourself](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/25742.html)… I’d hit that. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/70 "2012-12-05T15:13:20Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > I’d hit that. How you doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/71 "2012-12-05T15:14:57Z")
> [@missyzilly](#): > > When you get your first punch out of the blue what did you do? Was it this? > **[Robot or human?](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Hawaiian-Punch-Berry-Blue-Typhoon-Punch-1-gal/10535478)** ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/72 "2012-12-05T15:16:40Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > I’d hit that. Is that the correct phrase for this thread? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/73 "2012-12-05T15:29:02Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > Is that the correct phrase for this thread? 😛 Besides, according to **Missy** , I’m impotent. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/74 "2012-12-05T15:40:14Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > [Judge for yourself](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/25742.html)… Cheech, is that you? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/75 "2012-12-06T01:19:20Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > I’d hit that. Letting you know that you’ve been quoted in my signature block. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/76 "2012-12-06T01:52:02Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > Was it this? > > [Robot or human?](http://www.walmart.com/ip/Hawaiian-Punch-Berry-Blue-Typhoon-Punch-1-gal/10535478) I never miss a chance to point out that Walmart sells the best possible cure for relationship woes… [vibrating cock rings](http://www.walmart.com/ip/LifeStyles-Vibrating-Ring-4ct/11050333)! The OP’s boyfriend would NEVER have thought to punch her if he had one of these bad boys buzzin’ on his dick! Ah, cock rings. What problem can’t they solve? ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/77 "2012-12-06T01:54:26Z")
In middle school affection was always expressed through violence. Like a boy? Crack him over the head with your textbook. Think that girl’s cute? Shove her to the ground as you’re racing down the halls. Those were much simpler days. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/78 "2012-12-06T02:46:17Z")
People today don’t understand that stoning women was a tribute! Stoning them to death just meant the crowd was a little too enthusiastic. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/79 "2012-12-06T04:06:59Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Letting you know that you’ve been quoted in my signature block. But you’re not going to put the ‘you’re impotent’ one in there? 😛 It started as a play on the thread title- but then, I do have a thing for those firemen outfits (and the men in them). ---
**Author:** ![missyzilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9a28c/32.png) [@missyzilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missyzilly)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/80 "2012-12-06T06:40:54Z")
> [@Wendell\_Wagner](#): > > missyzilly, let’s go over this slowly, since most people here don’t want to. You posted your question in the wrong forum. This is a case where you want advice. You need to post such a question in the forum called In My Humble Opinion (IMHO). The BBQ Pit is not a forum where you can expect to get good advice. You might want to consider asking a moderator to close this thread and then you can open a new thread in IMHO with the same question. I can not belive how angry people are. I did not even read all the posts left until today. I have read all the rules now .LOL:p [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956.md?page=5)