# Abusive relationships? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 4, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956 "2012-12-04T14:29:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![missyzilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9a28c/32.png) [@missyzilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missyzilly)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/81 "2012-12-06T06:46:50Z")
[quote=“john mace, post:74, topic:642956”] chee ---
**Author:** ![missyzilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9a28c/32.png) [@missyzilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missyzilly)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/82 "2012-12-06T06:54:32Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > But you’re not going to put the ‘you’re impotent’ one in there? 😛 > > It started as a play on the thread title- but then, I do have a thing for those firemen outfits (and the men in them). What he lacks in hair he makes up in hmm … Sorry NOTHING. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/83 "2012-12-06T07:50:47Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I never miss a chance to point out that Walmart sells the best possible cure for relationship woes… [vibrating cock rings](http://www.walmart.com/ip/LifeStyles-Vibrating-Ring-4ct/11050333)! The OP’s boyfriend would NEVER have thought to punch her if he had one of these bad boys buzzin’ on his dick! > > Ah, cock rings. What problem can’t they solve? These are the people who censor movies and music CDs, right? But reusable? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/84 "2012-12-06T08:05:45Z")
I have never heard of Walmart censoring a cock ring out of a book or movie. Actually, they add them. If you haven’t seen the Walmart cut of _Lord of the Rings_, you’re really missing out. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/85 "2012-12-06T09:13:41Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I have never heard of Walmart censoring a cock ring out of a book or movie. Actually, they add them. If you haven’t seen the Walmart cut of _Lord of the Rings_, you’re really missing out. 😛 I hear every single orc in Helm’s Deep was actually given a unique cock ring with its own back story. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/86 "2012-12-06T14:57:37Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I have never heard of Walmart censoring a cock ring out of a book or movie. Actually, they add them. If you haven’t seen the Walmart cut of _Lord of the Rings_, you’re really missing out. 😛 “One ring to bind each of them, in a very personal place…” ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/87 "2012-12-06T15:17:41Z")
> [@missyzilly](#): > > I can not belive how angry people are. Take every post in the pit about 98% less seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/88 "2012-12-06T16:13:28Z")
> [@](#): > > Now I no the rules. VUNDERNASTY > > > [@john mace](#): > > > > chee > > Last edited by missyzilly; Today at 01:49 AM. Reason: Wrong post Cleanup on aisle 6… ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/89 "2012-12-07T00:31:08Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Cleanup on aisle 6… I thought cock rings were aisle 8:confused: ---
**Author:** ![Bouncer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@Bouncer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bouncer)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2012, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/90 "2012-12-07T00:35:24Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > You really believe she wants advice? I’m with the camp that this is just more trolling. Apparently, it’s a might large camp. We have our own zipcode. And a multi-level parking garage. Regards, -Bouncer- ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/91 "2012-12-08T01:05:16Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > I thought cock rings were aisle 8:confused: Gotta watch that wind shear. > [@missyzilly](#): > > When you get your first punch out of the blue what did you do? That’s amore! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/92 "2012-12-08T15:05:13Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > Her boyfried was Night Rider?! :eek: Or maybe the guy in [My Mother, the Car](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058830/). 😛 ETA: \*\*Ethilrist \*\*wins the thread! (Second prize, winning two threads started by this OP.) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/93 "2012-12-08T15:07:07Z")
> [@Bouncer](#): > > We have our own zipcode. And a multi-level parking garage. > > Regards, > -Bouncer- But does our parking garage have a car elevator? (For talking or non-talking cars, I’m not particular.) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/94 "2012-12-08T15:09:03Z")
> [@missyzilly](#): > > **Now I no the rules. VUNDERNASTY** Main screen turn on. ---
**Author:** ![TurboNuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@TurboNuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TurboNuke)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/95 "2012-12-08T16:38:04Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > [Judge for yourself](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/25742.html)… Nice mustache. ---
**Author:** ![missyzilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9a28c/32.png) [@missyzilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missyzilly)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/96 "2012-12-08T17:51:56Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > [Judge for yourself](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/25742.html)… Did you wax your head for this pic? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/97 "2012-12-08T19:14:53Z")
> [@missyzilly](#): > > Did you wax your head for this pic? Sure did. Buffed it, too. ---
**Author:** ![missyzilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9a28c/32.png) [@missyzilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missyzilly)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/98 "2012-12-08T20:58:33Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Sure did. Buffed it, too. I was kidding your a hottie. Jerk but hot.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/99 "2012-12-08T22:19:12Z")
All those who had their money on, “Will never be back to the thread again,” you LOSE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/100 "2012-12-08T22:20:56Z")
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