# Abusive relationships? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 4, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956 "2012-12-04T14:29:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/101 "2012-12-08T22:34:34Z")
> [@missyzilly](#): > > . . . You started this . . . No we didn’t. You invaded Poland. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2012, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/102 "2012-12-08T22:40:03Z")
Poland needed invading! They were practically begging for it. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/103 "2012-12-09T02:25:35Z")
Poland _likes_ being invaded. Fantasies of being invaded are Poland’s biggest turn-on. ---
**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/104 "2012-12-09T02:42:38Z")
> [@missyzilly](#): > > I was kidding your a hottie. Jerk but hot.😉 Just wondering whether **VunderBob** will use that in his signature. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/105 "2012-12-09T02:51:54Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Poland _likes_ being invaded. Fantasies of being invaded are Poland’s biggest turn-on. Hello, Hans! I knew the Sudetenland couldn’t handle all of your Prussian manliness. Step across the line to Danzig and I’ll show you what they mean by the “Polish Corridor”. Is that an 88 mm flak gun or are you just happy to see me? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/106 "2012-12-09T03:07:15Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Poland _likes_ being invaded. Fantasies of being invaded are Poland’s biggest turn-on. So, not unlike your mother then. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/107 "2012-12-09T03:32:02Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > So, not unlike your mother then. 😛 Ooh, you should see her when she puts on her [sexiest lederhosen and looks for a bigger alpenhorn than her father’s](http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000hR6iulMmbNo/s/650/650/Alpenhorn-for-the-Recorder-Newspaper.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/108 "2012-12-09T12:48:52Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > “One ring to bind each of them, in a very personal place…” That MUST be read in Eric Idle’s voice. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/109 "2012-12-09T20:15:03Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > No we didn’t. You invaded Poland. > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Poland needed invading! They were practically begging for it. > [@RTFirefly](#): > > Poland _likes_ being invaded. Fantasies of being invaded are Poland’s biggest turn-on. > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Hello, Hans! I knew the Sudetenland couldn’t handle all of your Prussian manliness. Step across the line to Danzig and I’ll show you what they mean by the “Polish Corridor”. > > Is that an 88 mm flak gun or are you just happy to see me? > [@Chimera](#): > > So, not unlike your mother then. 😛 > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Ooh, you should see her when she puts on her [sexiest lederhosen and looks for a bigger alpenhorn than her father’s](http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000hR6iulMmbNo/s/650/650/Alpenhorn-for-the-Recorder-Newspaper.jpg). You guys are making my heart sing. 🙂 > [@Turek](#): > > That MUST be read in Eric Idle’s voice. Perfect! ---
**Author:** ![missyzilly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9a28c/32.png) [@missyzilly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missyzilly)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/110 "2012-12-10T09:21:27Z")
Hi. I have to tell you that the reason I have not posted in here is because… Im just as most of you knew from the start im FULL OF SHIT!! How did you know ? I was bored so I came up with a cure. I have a friend who really was abused and she seen this thread. She did not find it funny. But when she read all your posts she laughed so hard because you guys tore me apart. She also took note that I had not said anything in here …Well you people are smart as hell. I know what I did was stupid but im stupid. Next time im bored I will read a book or beat my boyfriend. joke. Sorry for being a jackass ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/111 "2012-12-10T14:25:05Z")
Reported. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/112 "2012-12-10T14:51:22Z")
I guess it won’t help getting my Mod note revoked though 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Oliveritaly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oliveritaly/32/15233_2.png) [@Oliveritaly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oliveritaly)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/113 "2012-12-10T15:35:20Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > All those who had their money on, “Will never be back to the thread again,” you LOSE!!! Who do we make the check out too? I had my chips firmly on, will never come back … man it SEEMED such a safe bet. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/114 "2012-12-10T15:41:50Z")
Hey, I pegged it at post #4. I want a rake of the pot. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/115 "2012-12-10T15:47:05Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Hey, I pegged it at post #4. I want a rake of the pot. How about a poke with a rake instead? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/116 "2012-12-10T15:49:12Z")
I have a pig in a poke right outside. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/117 "2012-12-10T15:49:40Z")
Funniest thing in the entire thread: > [@](#): > > Last edited by missyzilly; Today at 03:23 AM. Reason: spelling ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/118 "2012-12-10T18:03:47Z")
> [@missyzilly](#): > > Hi. I have to tell you that the reason I have not posted in here is because… My guess is that you’re just not smart enough to keep up with the conversation > [@](#): > > Im just as most of you knew from the start im FULL OF SHIT!! This board is dedicated to fighting ignorance. Your declaration of a fact obvious to all is not a contribution > [@](#): > > How did you know ? I was bored so I came up with a cure. I have a friend who really was abused and she seen this thread. She did not find it funny. But when she read all your posts she laughed so hard because you guys tore me apart. I don’t believe you, that you have a friend that is. > [@](#): > > She also took note that I had not said anything in here … You’re probably not saying much of anything useful out there either. > [@](#): > > Well you people are smart as hell. I know what I did was stupid but im stupid. Again with the obvious. > [@](#): > > Next time im bored I will read a book Trolls read books? > [@](#): > > or beat my boyfriend. joke. The joke being that you actually HAVE a boyfriend?. That teddy bear that you’ve been rubbing on doesn’t count. > [@](#): > > Sorry for being a jackass …and again. obvious lies don’t contribute either ---
**Author:** ![Molesworth\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9dc877/32.png) [@Molesworth\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molesworth_2)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/119 "2012-12-11T15:10:34Z")
After several years of my older sister throwing punches at me whenever she didn’t get her way, I finally hit her back. Sure, she’d gone from just throwing punches to actually pulling a butcher’s knife (from the kitchen wall) on me. Sure, it was only a couple of weeks after our mother died and she was simply spoiling for a fight in order to get over her grief(?). But I shouldn’t have hit her back. I’ll regret that to my dying day, and my lasting guilt over hitting her has led to some severe psychological problems. Eight years later, I’m still a bit pissed that she thought she could hit me with impunity, though. I’m not asking for understanding, my retaliation was despicable, but I’m not the one who brought violence into the equation. /we’re now estranged; I’ve had far more than enough of arguing with her for one lifetime. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956/120 "2012-12-11T20:54:37Z")
> [@missyzilly](#): > > Hi. I have to tell you that the reason I have not posted in here is because… Im just as most of you knew from the start im FULL OF SHIT!! How did you know ? I was bored so I came up with a cure. [Moderating] This is an official warning for trolling on the SDMB. Congratulations, it takes an extra special effort to pull a warning for trolling the BBQ Pit, but you came through like a champ. Keep it up, and you’ll be banned. I’m leaving this thread open for the time being so other posters who feel they haven’t gotten their kicks in can still contribute. [/Moderating] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/abusive-relationships/642956.md?page=7)