# Academic Conference Advice

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/academic-conference-advice/431572>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 29, 2007, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/academic-conference-advice/431572 "2007-12-29T05:59:00Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/academic-conference-advice/431572/21 "2008-01-01T05:45:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Digital Stimulus]  
Certainly! I feel like I’m casting a pall over this, which I don’t mean to do. So, an attempt at levity:

Yes, a relevant Simpsons clip would likely go over well… 😃  
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Our keynote speaker last year was one of the founders of Nvidia, and, yes the animation went over well. 😃

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/academic-conference-advice/431572/22 "2008-01-01T05:55:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Ol’Gaffer]  
This seems like a good time to post Geoff Pullum’s [Five Golden Rules](http://people.ucsc.edu/~pullum/goldenrules.html). Words to live by!!  
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Excellent rules.

On questions, I’ve noted that maybe ten people out of five hundred ask 25% of the questions. (I’m one of them.) Anyone else notice this?

We try to get someone primed to ask a question, if no one else does. I’ve seen some conferences request the speaker produce some, but these are usually so detailed that it is obvious they are a plant. Usually the session chair asks one if no one else does, but unless he or she is really involved, they don’t inspire follow ups. I usually try to get the session moderator (the PC member responsible for the session) to ask one from the back of the room as a more credible shill.

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