# Acceptable places to jetison stomach contents

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acceptable-places-to-jetison-stomach-contents/438228>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 19, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acceptable-places-to-jetison-stomach-contents/438228 "2008-02-19T07:07:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 4

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acceptable-places-to-jetison-stomach-contents/438228/61 "2008-02-22T12:48:42Z")

</div>

[QUOTE=Scarlett67]  
Two stories:

(1) A friend of mine when I was back in college had just married an older man who had been divorced and had (I think) two kids – so he was not unexposed to the facts of life. The first time they went grocery shopping together, she grabbed a box of Kotex and tossed it in the cart. He was horrified: “Don’t put those in with the FOOD!!!”

[/QUOTE]

Oh my gosh. I’d have to divorce that moron.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acceptable-places-to-jetison-stomach-contents/438228/62 "2008-02-23T10:39:15Z")

</div>

[QUOTE=Dung Beetle]  
Oh my gosh. I’d have to divorce that moron.  
[/QUOTE]

second.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acceptable-places-to-jetison-stomach-contents/438228/63 "2008-02-23T13:47:15Z")

</div>

I suppose it would depend on whether the vomitus compliments or conflits with the salad’s bouquet.  
[geezer]. . . when I was a kid, we had to walk uphill for three miles, through six feet of snow, and breakfast was only thin gruel, and dinner was only cold salad with salad dressing we made ourselves from . . . [/geezer]

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/acceptable-places-to-jetison-stomach-contents/438228.md?page=3)